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Woof. I read in Variety (I did not read in Variety) that the tentative title for this show was Your Show, until they figure out a better name for it, like Barf Town: Population Assholes. Seriously, everything about this looks like it was taken from a science textbook about Things That Are Objectively The Worst. From Craigslist:

Dominicans, hispanics, indie rockers, bartenders, and most of all Hipsters! Hipsters! (not to be confused with Hipsters With Tattoos, although there will be those as well) from the people who brought you Entourage? This show wins the award for Show That Most Makes Me Want to Shoot Myself in the Face Before It Has Even Been Filmed. This guy knows what I’m talking about:

“Elementary, Professor Watsons.”

Yuck.

Comments (46)
  1. Hooray, I am all of those things!

  2. Age range? 0-80?

  3. sign Poochie up!

  4. Gabe’s just bitter because he’s too old to audition.

  5. Other Positions Available: Anyone with rudimentary proofreading ability.

  6. Just another step towards hipsters becoming the new vampires. I predict next year’s Utah corn mazes will be looking very “hip.”

  7. Looks like I can finally make my username into a legitimate imdb credit.

  8. Can we discuss how much I hate the word hipster, is that something that can be done? Because I really don’t like that word. Its a mom word used to describe a counter culture, that’s what it is.

  9. entourage sucks and of course hipster version of it will suck too.

  10. “Hip and Trendy types with Real Bartending experience”

    Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?
    horror

  11. Gabe, I DARE YOU to apply

  12. I can’t wait to hear all the graphic design jokes!

  13. LATFH.com

  14. Pick me! I can play instrument AND have great wardrobe!

  15. Professors Watson?

    If only I lived in New York (I am so glad I don’t live in New York).

  16. that’s an awfully big pool of “hipsters” they are pulling from. Don’t forget to show up in your best Ed Hardy-ware

  17. sparky  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2009

    For about three hours one day — before my super found it and took it down — there was a flyer taped up in the vestibule of my apartment building, seeking people who lived in cool, New York-y type spaces who were willing to let the production film there. My favorite detail: The flyer’s big boast about the show was that it starred “Luis Guzman (Magnolia)”. Because when I think of Luis Guzman movies, I think “Magnolia”.

    • sparky  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2009

      Should note: The “cool, New York-y” designation was theirs, not mine. And that only an LA-based production company would look at my building and think it fit that description.

    • I know, right? Everyone thinks of “Carlito’s Way: Rise to Power” when they think of Luis Guzman.

  18. This will be your show.

  19. hello. my name is rufus humphrey. i heard you’re filming a documentary about my lame, hipster life.

  20. can i upvote this more than once?

  21. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2009

    Wait, Dominicans and hispanics make you want to shoot yourself in the face?

  22. I guess they’re essentially looking for Hipspanics…..?

  23. They forgot grifting Asians.

  24. How about if I am a Domincan hipster with tatoos living in the hotest and trendiest locations? Typing this on my charmingly obsolete Royal on a Danish modern escritoire whilst reclining on my Eames lounger, forgetting that typewriters don’t have spellcheck?

  25. I’m hoping that, in this show, all of the listed categories will be formed into gangs who band together for one night to plot a city take-over and then wander the New York subway system in search of the guy who shot Cyrus.

  26. I wonder if they’ll be the same roles from entourage but with hipsters. could be quirky and fresh?

  27. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2009

    i think thats the show that supposed to star kid cudi http://www.kidcudi.com/news/?p=434

  28. maggie  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2009

    Willie, if you are reading this, here’s you a job!

  29. maggie  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2009

    Willie, if you are reading this, here’s you a job!

  30. So that’s a yes, to the handle bar mustache and deep v-neck tank top that shows my perfectly arranged chest hairs?

    because, ya know…I have VANS too…

  31. So, I need money. Badly. Thanks to Videogum, I swallowed my pride, and applied to the listing. ONE HOUR LATER I got a call to be in a 3-day movie shoot, AND perform in this show! My rent is paid, suckers! THANK YOU GABE!!!! YOU SAVED MY HOME!!!!

  32. Double Dog that shit.

  33. wow this is what we called a real rap star at the show.

    http://www.moviesorb.com/

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