Photos
Teva has hired Gavin McInnes (formerly of Vice magazine, currently of StreetCarnage) to make “viral videos” for them, like this “viral video”:
Nice try. Gavin McInnes is a jerk, and Tevas are still for lame-o’s. (Via Gawker.)
 |
 |
This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Teva sandals are all I wear when I play World of Warcraft.
+5 lame
That’s why I never go hiking. I’m allergic to CGI-bees.
(just left the office to purchase some Tevas)
When did Tevas stop being just polyester sandals?
Don’t you mean polyester mandals?
Probably not. “Mandals” isn’t a word.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=define%3A+mandals&btnG=Google+Search
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mandals
Whoa. I smell a blog feud. Is our color purple? I don’t wanna get got accidentally in the inevitable street rumbles with the Street Carnage folk.
I think we should all wear Man Style mesh shirts to the rumble.
Nuh-uh, we should go dressed as furries…..wearing Teva sandals, made entirely of hope.
Oh man, this video is hilarious! I just forwarded it to everyone in my mail box telling them to forward it to everyone in their mailbox.
You guys have a great little website here
You’re like a more formal non- down syndrome version of Josh Weezy Collins, but still just as awful
Haha, J.R., I lol’d
teva needs to go to viral video school
Nice try, Gabe. How much is Teva paying you?
I’m pulling my ad dollars from you for this blog-on-blog crime.
Is Gabe mad because Gabe and Max didn’t get the Tevas account? Is Gavin McInnes the Ken Cosgrove to Gabe’s Pete Campbell?
It’s funny because we know he’s not really getting hurt.
I think you mean it’s disappointing.
Is it okay that I like this, or should I not tell anybody?
Too late.
And if I wanted to see retards thrashing about in the woods, I’d watch Grylls, or that other douche on Discovery.
Or go watch That One conduct his pagan ritual with a baby and his mother’s menstruation blood.
It seems that if I understood what you were talking about, I’d be even more disturbed and concerned for my well-being. Is it referring to my avatar (please let it be referring to my avatar)?
To be fair, those are decent looking hiking boats; I just could not bring myself to ever buy anything from Teva based on years of seeing only Indigo Girl fans and Jesus-ponytailed crunchers wear those horrendous manflops.
Hiking boats! For the rich, lazy and impossible! vroooooooom
Alternate ending…
Vada: “Where are his glasses? He can’t see without his glasses!”
*Gavin “Thomas J.” McInnes lays motionless in a child-sized casket with his Teva’d feet protruding.
*Dan Akroyd farts.
Perfect. I wish I could thumb-up you all day. WINK!
Ahh! I should have read all the comments before posting. You win sir, you win.
Please let this be comment of the week because then I went to do the dishes and I kept giggling and giggling
Wish they were real bees =(.
Given the still and a too-quick reading of the title I was convinced this was going to be about Fiddler on the Roof.
Color me disappointed.
If I were a rich man, I’d buy you all the upvotes.
That’s the worst CGI bees since the Wu-Tang “Triumph” video.
I was hoping for a Macaulay Culkin in My Girl moment. Except real.
So “viral video” just means “ordinary TV ad but it’s on youtube and slightly longer”?
Also, who the hell is Gavin McInnes and what the hell are Tevas, and why am I the only one who hasn’t heard of these things?
ugh, gavin mcinnes.
he was a douchey piece of crap who wouldn’t stop talking about himself when i met him. like a hipster robin williams.
to his credit, the vice dos and donts book is the best bathroom book in the entire world.
What the hell type of length of a tv commercial is this? Wow. Looking at the comments. You guys are a bunch of fucking pussy retards. I bet you all live in the same block of the city.
Hey Guys, The Naturist here. Sorry I’ve been MIA. I tried to hibernate back in September ’09 by self-prescribing anesthesia. I just woke up. Anyways, I’m back to drop some natural knowledge on you. Check out my old videos to prime your pumps…new ones are on the way.