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The 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit against Oprah has been dropped. The plaintiff, Damon Lloyd Goffe, will have to get back into his ice cream tree and tell all the owls there will be no Picnic this handstand. (He is crazy.)
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'Sup, pogs!
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1.2 Trillion? We can do better than that, America.
If Oprah ripped this guy off… then Oprah is better at the Google than I am.
I enjoy the fact that someone thought a 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit was viable at all, ever.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to put my trillion dollar bill back in its case.
Don’t forget to keep your .2 trillion dollar coin safe in a coin purse. It would take a lot of Sacagaweas to replace that sucker.
At first I read the name as Demon Lloyd Goffe…which is a lot better.
Madlibs!