Photos
Have you ever wanted to play a prank on a friend or loved one and thought, “You know what would be really great? An empty porno case with their face and name on it.” Why did you think that? You should be nicer to your friends. Friendship is a gift to be treasured, and you never know what the future holds. You could be hit by a van and then a taxi tomorrow. But also now you can.
Our personalized prank porn DVD case is the ultimate prank! Get back at your friends, family and co-workers with a completely realistic and personalized porno package. Leave it lying around your buddy’s house. Bring one into work. The next time your at a party, show off what you just happended to find at the video store. Add their name to the front and back of each case as well as a feature photo to add that extra punch of humility!
BRING ONE INTO WORK? You are the worst. Stop playing pranks. What are you, 12? Leave it around your buddy’s house. Shame on you. Stop showing off what you just HAPPENDED to find at the video store. The only person you’re embarrassing is yourself. People are going to think that you made this. “Surely no one paid for an empty fake porno DVD case with such poor Photoshopping.” What a weird prank. “Gotcha!” Boo. Pranks are always the worst, but this is well below average. $14.98. (Via GorillaMask.)
 |
 |
I have a feeling Tucker Max is behind this.
“Yo dawg, i just came up with the best idea for a business. K, like, say you wanna prank your bro, what about a company that makes it look like he was in a gay porno? By putting his face and name on a box with some dudes boning.”
“Who are you, and what are you doing in my apartment? And why are you naked?”
i wish mine really HAD been a prank.
They should’ve hired a gay consultant because the nicknames “twink” and “hot bottom” are kind of contrary? I mean not really, but both terms sort of imply a bottom, one of them should imply a top. I mean twinks can be tops but it’s not something you’d brag about on a porno DVD case is all I’m saying. Uh.
You know what? That exact same thing was my concern. What a fucking nerd I am – ‘oh no, this cover is all wrong! all wrong!’ Relax, nerd.
Brad O’Farrell, you are my favorite.
On the official website for this stupid thing, they actually have a movie called Charlie’s Anal. On the box it says “over four hours of anal destruction!” YIKES! Too much anal destruction!
I’m sorry, did you just say “too much anal destruction”?!?! Git out of America, son! This country has a long and storied history of celebrating savage anal sex. What do you think the brave Texian soldiers at the battle of San Jacinto shouted as they defeated Mexican forces? That’s right, “Remember the Anal Destruction!” Why do you think Ben Franklin signed the Declaration of Independence “Benjamin ‘Anal Destruction’ Franklin”? Because the A in USA stands for “Anal-destruction,” that’s why!
Yikes, who died and made you king of anal destruction?
The obvious answer would be “my father,” as I ascended to the anal destruction throne as the rightful heir after he died of a severe anal hemorrhage. (I think extending this “anal”ogy is making me queasy.)
Upvote for “”anal”ogy”
I learned my lesson when I tried to order a terrible 70s porn called
as a joke for a friend in college. Some reason it shipped to my parent’s house. JOKE ON ME.*Waits for Photoshop of Gabe*
they should take more pride in their copy-editing. it’s “you’re” not “your” jeez
My friends are all very fat and have very small penises. So I think they’d be thrilled.
My boyfriend (guy who pays for impounded car with pennies) got me this as a joke one time. I mean, I guess it was kind of funny, but it was Valentine’s Day. But he’s great you guys. So great.
Hey, the ‘I’ looks like a penis!
Wow, Joe Tedesco and Mike Deluca sure like to fuck.
Is this viral marketing for Humpday?
That was a great scene in a hilarious movie.
Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Can’t say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven’t lived.
Mitch: Note to self: I don’t want to live.
Classic.
We all missed out of the perfect present for Gabe’s birthday.
“That Alien looks like a guy!”
“We better have sex with it!”
Is it wrong that Twink and Hot Bottom are the pet names my girlfriend and I use?
Note to self: Making love to blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
“Okay, settle down, prostitutes.”
(Intended to be a reply to Ugah. Oops.)
Gabe, are you tired of us yet? I mean, seriously. Very few, if not none of us actually know you in real life, we don’t have an Oprah-esque “After The Gum” show on Oxygen where you let your hair down and “get real” with us, we don’t really know much about you at all, really, and yet!! we still feel comfortable enough to photoshop your face onto Chris Martin’s head, or double-dog you to go to the Gathering of the Juggalos, or, heaven forbid, paint you as an “Anal Legend” in an admittedly hilarious, purely hypothetical, pornographic video cassette.
Should you even expect this? You should expect this. WHY should you expect this? I don’t know, man. I don’t even know.
I sometimes wonder about this myself, but then I remember that Gabe, or GA8E, is actually a highly intelligent blogger simulation who does not exist in the real world.