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Dlisted has discovered this year’s scariest Halloween costume. It is a midwestern secretary working at a dental hygienist’s office in a strip-mall who spends most of her days wondering if she ever even had dreams of a better life to give up on in the first place Kate Gosselin. It is only $14.99, the same price Kate Gosselin originally paid for her haircut!
The one thing that’s nice about this costume is that anyone who buys it already owns the pre-requisite BAD DECISION MAKING SKILLS.
“Zing”
–Kate Gosselin’s children
The only thing worse than this Kate Gosselin costume, which is very very bad, is the inevitable hipster version. Like, wearing some glittery high-collared shirt from the ’80s and being Flock of Gosselins or whatever. Ugh. I don’t know! It’s bad enough that I’m going to have to see the hipster version of this costume, don’t make me do the actual work of inventing it as well.
Boo. This guy knows what I’m talking about.
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The woman in that picture looks so happy.
Shit, wait! I meant dead inside.
AIDS > Kate Gosselin
AIDS = Kate Gosselin
Willingness to exploit one’s own children and impossibly stretched vagina sold separately.
This young lady looks like an extra on set of Night Court.
I don’t imagine Kate Gosselin dresses well, but I don’t believe she dresses like this. This hilariously frumpy.
however, they did get the Jon costume dead on.
Needs more Ed Hardy.
That’s just a remaindered Cindy McCain costume.
At least you can’t buy fake octomom lips yet. Wait till you see what the hipsters will do with that!
(Hint: it involves genitalia.)
It was marked down from $20. It’s a steal!
i hear the Jon Gosselin costume is gonna be a clown outfit with a hat that looks like an ass (self-esteem not sold at all, much less separately).
Add some zombie makeup to this thing and we’ve got a winner. Being Zombie Kate Gosselin will definitely get you all the candy+party invites this Halloween.
Halloween shouldn’t have to be about forgiveness.
There will probably be various Jon Gosselin costumes. He has quite the fashion range:
Those are the most awesome jeans I have ever seen. I would wear them proudly while pouring five ounces of Ed Hardy wine on the ground for my fallen homies.
Good luck obtaining them! These jeans are over $600!!
And can only be paid for in rolls of pennies.
you mean they can only be paid for in the souls of your children. no wonder he has 8!
Panty dropping jeans if there ever were any.
“fashion is expensive, but this love don’t cost a thing”
You can really tell how hard they are trying not to overtly say the words Kate Gosselin, but that they reeeeeaally want to imply it.
Oops, and now it’s out of stock. BECAUSE I BOUGHT THEM ALL.
Suffering? You haven’t seen anything yet.
My friends and I are going as the cast of What About Bob. As the Jew I of course get stuck with the role of Dr. Leo Marvin.
Mediocrity…Im drowing in it.
It’s sad when a wig based on a person’s haircut has more even highlights then the person’s actual hear.
*hair
Well I guess you are supposed to be scary on Halloween. . .
Roland Emmerich should make a movie about this family. “Jon and Kate plus 8 plus hate plus date other people now you low-life bottle nose crawlfins”
I think I’m more worried about the Michael Jackson ‘tribute’ costumes this year, but at least they won’t be in black-face.
I don’t know if this has been noted in other threads, but guys! Today is Gabe’s birthday!
if i had photoshop i would put the wig on a penis, then we would rate ^ x1000 = comment of the week.
You know there’s going to be some poor kid out there who’s mom decided to be a “cool mom” and take them trick-or-treating like that. Which is still not a step up from the moms as Borat fiasco a few years back.
“Flock of Gosselins”. Genius. The end.
I’m going to have a Superman S-Shield waxed into my chest hair. I hope it’s a warm autumn.