ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! Ice cream cake, you guys! Love it. Some people who I just made up call it The King of All Cakes. I wish I had an ice cream cake right now. I would put my whole face in it. “Oh, sorry, this one is mine. You should make a run for the border. Did I use that reference correctly?” But really I wish that I had this ice cream cake (after the jump). It is easily the best ice cream cake on Earth. It combines my three favorite things: ice cream cake, Twilight, and LOLOLOLOLz.

I hope that this was for a wedding, or a state dinner at the White House. It is that special. (Via TheDailyWhat.)

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  2. I always thought when you were speaking about Twilight you were talking about the Elliot Smith song. This is far more depressing than that.

    • It seriously took me 2 or 3 months of twilight references back when New Moon first came out before i realized that everyone wasn’t just freaking out about Elliott Smith’s posthumous double album. Which was embarrassing in an ‘i guess the world’s a lot shittier than i thought it was’ kind of way.

    • If you’re serious, I would like to live wherever you live and consume the same media that you consume.

      • I was not serious, unfortunately. I told my sister that they cut a fetus out of somebody in the forth book or something? I don’t know. This made her want to read it more. I gave her House of Leaves to read and she replied, “It’s too big and I don’t want to read about treehouses.” I was devastated. I preferred it when Pogs were the cool fad. Pogs were not miserable or overrated.

      • and eat the same cake you eat?

  3. And it GOES impossibly fast!

  4. I know what you are. You’re orange, greasy, irresistible, and bad for me.
    Say it!
    Sweet potato fries.

  5. Oh Crap guys it was lieing! It’s really a vampire!

  6. Cookie Puss would be spinning in his grave. If he wasn’t a bloodthirsty, undead, demon hell-spawn.

  7. twilight babe xoxo  |   Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 +16


  8. This is so last year. Where’s the New Moon cake? Where’s the werewolf cake, god dammit?

  9. mr far  |   Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 +2

  10. Can’t believe Mom put this on the Internet…

  11. monica  |   Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 +2

    and this is why videogum is my favorite website in the world. where else would i get my clever ice cream cake fix?

  12. eric  |   Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 +1

    So Gabe was Da Cake Eatur all along! Wait, is Gabe all the commenters on Videogum? Talk about TWILIGHT (Zone). Sorry everyone.

  13. You are only scratching the surface on Twilight related gold

  14. If the Eclipse cake has Bryce Dallas Howard on it, I’m sold!

  15. welcome to costco, i love you  |   Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 +1

    man, my boyfriend is going to be so disappointed when the cake i ordered for his birthday this weekend only says “happy birthday”… maybe it’s not too late to call the bakery and upgrade to this!

  16. I want a cake of this graphic

  17. So does the cake taste like abstinence?

  18. I want to be the girl with the most cake.

  19. Is it hard to believe that I would rather have a slice of ice cream cake than Edward Cullen?
    Actually, no it isn’t because I’m an adult, and I want things that are real, and not stupid. Ice cream cake meets all these requirements…

  20. “Are you afraid?”
    “I’m only afraid of…brain freeze.”

    Just the worst.

  21. I hope the cake isn’t as bland as the movie.

  22. angel  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2009 -1

    nice cakes guys send me the recipes please love yaa

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