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Judging by this Saw VI motion poster (that’s right, Saw VI), Jigsaw has teamed up with Improv Everywhere for a very dangerous “mission.”
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I at least thought they’d go together to form the clown puppet’s face, but Tobin Bell? Is he really that distinctive?
Oh, and in response to Saw VI: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
Oh man, I had a friend who was wanting to bet if there would be anymore after the third one, and because I knew about google when he didn’t, I found out Tobin Bell is signed up until at least FUCKIN SAW VIII. Terrible.
How did the others even happen? I saw Saw III; that fucker died!
Yeah, I was just going to ask why the poster was of him since he’s dead and all. I’ve onl seen Saw III, so I don’t really know what happens after that.
hey, you knew it was him, right?
HEY IDIOT SOME OF US LIKE THE MOVIE SAW OKAY, ITS FUCKIN GREAT AND SCARY AND HAS AND EXCELLENT PLOT WHY DONT U TRY TO MAKE A BETTER MOVIE? OH THATS RIGHT UR TOO DUM TO DO IT!!
Nice try, but I”m voting you up to keep you from getting into Monster’s Ball.
Where is Danny Mothers when you need him?
WHO IS DANNY MATHERS? HE SOUNDS LIKE A DUMB BUTT WHO WOULD GET HIS REAR KICKED BY JIGSAW SWHO IS THE BEST AND SCARIEST VILLION THAT HAS BEEN IN CINEMA IN A LONG TIME. JUST WAIT YOU IPSTER SNOBBIES, THIS SERIRES IS GOING TO BE CONSDIERED ONE OF THE BEST IN THE FUUUUUTURE!!!
“THE BEST IN THE FUUUUUTURE” is my new tagline. So enthusiastic.
So is he the one with the clawed glove or the one with the hockey mask? Oh right… he’s just some guy. Honest question here – what exactly is so great about this character that makes people keep going to see this nonsense? To me he just seems really boring.
Also, when did “teaser trailer” become “motion poster”? Admittedly, it’s not actually a bad looking ad. Shame it’s for yet another Saw film. (admittedly I’ve only seen the first)
has anyone ever tried to read the wikipedia articles for these movies? Impenetrable.
Holy shit those are way too long.
Saw VI > Animal Collective
Bitte Orca > Saw VI
GO AWAY ALL OF YOU
Come on Carrie, it’s just jovial riff raff!
Wow, caaaaaaaaaalm down just caaaaaaalm down, String bean.
“I trust that you are all wondering where you are. I can assure you that while your location is not important, what these walls offer for your IS important… salvation, if you earn it. 3 hours from now the door to this house will open. Unfortunately, you only have 2 hours to live. Right now, you are breathing in a deadly nerve agent. You’ve been breathing it since you’ve arrived here. Those of you familiar with the Tokyo subway attacks will know its devastating effects on the human body. The only way to overcome it and walk out that door is to find an antidote. Several are hidden around this house. One is inside the safe in front of you. You all posess the combination to the safe. Think hard… the numbers are in the back of your mind. The clue to their order can be found “over the rainbow”. Once you realize what you all have in common, you will gain a better understanding of why you’re here. X marks the spot for that clue, so look carefully. Let the game begin.” > “And I call her String Bean Jean because the label on her jeans says seven to eight years old – well that’s pretty small”
is it just me or does he look a lot like chairman mao there?
is it just me or does he look a lot like chairman mao there?
Since when did Kim Jong Il stop wearing the lady glasses?
Hurry up global warming, I really don’t want the world to end because of Saw sequels. I like the heat which is why I live in Vegas, but I don’t like my porn with torture (or is it the other way around?). Hurry up Earth prove Al Gore right.
You didn’t hear? That’s a hoax staged by the Illuminati to draw attention away from the faked Moon Landing and help get Obama into power. Duh.
Where’s Lindsay when we need her to watch this against her will?
You guys, that’s not so scary.
Awwwww. He’s not scary. He just wants some love or a little kitten or something…
i thought he died of cancer in one of the movies (is that wrong? i am sure it is) -in that case though – that is a disease that cannot spread
No. He got his throat slit. With a circular saw. I think.
But yeah, he is dead.
I just assumed they were referring to herpes.
Or Siwine Flu, because relevance.
My favorite part is how the people are left just standing around after the music ends.