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The song that has been stuck in my head is now stuck in your head. Magic!
“Illusions, dad, you don’t have time for my illusions.”
I am up in your gutz, Criss Angel. No sorcero. (Thanks for the tip, Ted.)
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This is what happens when there’s a weekly recognized most-hated-comment. People go ahead and say things they don’t mean, and bridges are burned, and the future gets dimmer.
No, I’m sorry. This is from a personal experience. You don’t know me and you don’t know if I am a liar. We agree on that. I had an opportunity to meet Mr. Schulz at an awards ceremony. I think I was 8. I walked up, properly introduced myself, and he just looked at me like I had a disease of some sort. Charles Schulz is an asshole, and this is based on a one time personal experience. Did he have a huge influence and impact on the world of cartooning and marketing? Absolutely. I’m just saying that I hate him with all of my cold, Grinch-like, heart.
One time I was riding a plane to France and I sat behind snoopy and he kept laughing during naughty bunnies and I couldn’t hear the movie at all! I hit him with a newspaper too! Then he slammed his chair into my face! Ugh, I hate him for life now!
And wow. Bridges are burned and the future gets dimmer? He’s known for drawing a kid with a hair loss problem and his pet beagle who has World War 1 hallucinations. The Far Side ruins Peanuts’ shit.
Hey look everyone! It’s the kid that Charles Shulz owed something to but didn’t know at all!
You mean politely saying thank you to a little kid is too hard? Damn, manners must have changed. You young kids, today… That’s it, I sound like I’m obsessed with that one experience in my life. I probably am, too. Peanuts is terrible. Done.
I mean all torment aside, I know, when we were kids, we all had that moment where our expectations of people were shattered in a particularly brutal way, and it’s traumatizing. SIncerely. But, the internet wasn’t built in a day, and when in Rome, don’t be too shocked when you drop BAWMS on a widely beloved figure without qualifying your personal hurt and and the snark fins start circling. (SNARK FINS! Anyone know how I can hug myself? My arms are too raised in the air!)
That is really too bad for you, because Charles Schulz is great.
I CONCUR. Much better than GARFIELD.
SERIOUSLY, Peanuts is.
I respectfully disagree, sir.
I respectfully disagree, sir.
THIS is the ONLY good Garfield.
AWESOME!
STAY POSITIVE GABE!
*have dog fart in box. immediately hermetically seal said box. send box to videogum headquarterz labeled “apologies from alan ball and seth macfarlane enclosed – breathe in long and deep upon opening for full effect”*
What is going on with you these days?
until you get this song out of my face, we have nothing to talk about!
enjoy them fartz!
BECCA calm down! It’ll ALL BE OKAY. We don’t NEED ANY fights on the OL ‘GUM, Y’ALL! LET’S JUST SING!!!!
Well at least someone fulfilled four-year-old me’s dream of dancing with Snoopy. Why she had to do it singing about hota pe pa pe pa peppers, ugh.
I think it’s time I take the hour drive north and go to the Charles Schulz museum. I hope there is an enclosed exhibit room with this commercial on repeat. I could stay there all night pretend dancing with the gang.
Songs get stuck in my head so easily. THIS IS NOT FUNNY, GABE.
I swear to god she’s saying “Hot dog pepper”
I’m confused. Youtube says “Hot Pepper,” but after listening to that (and the resulting earworm), I want a hot dog and a pea pod.
This actually can’t get stuck in my head because my brain can’t quite comprehend what it’s hearing. “Veto!”–My brain.
new deerhoof single. DO NOT WANT!
Who knew Nell aspired to a music career?
So current, I know.
Thank you for not making any “Japan!! They’re CUHRAAAAAAZY!!!1!” comments.
I am WILLING to let a BRAIN slug latch ONTO my head if IT WILL GET RID of this damned song.
BUT I BET YOU CAN’T make a boat DISAPPEAR GABE!
Japan, man… They’re CRRRRRAAAAAZZZZZZYYYY!
* Points at own head while moving hand in a circular motion to indicate madness *
Neat!
Where the hell was Schroder? If you’re gonna do a musical Peanuts commercial, and you leave out Schroder, you failed it automatically.
Jumping on the AD reference —
“Tricks are something a whore does for money. Or cocaine.”
Jumping on the AD reference —
“Tricks are something a whore does for money. Or cocaine.”
Agreed, good sir. And “hate” is a terrible word, maybe “he’s a dickhead?” But I ask when was the last time you thought a Peanuts comic strip was funny? And I’m not talking about the TV specials that had other writers. This is the only one I thought was funny, and it’s obviously fake. Let’s paint, exercise, and try and laugh at Peanuts.
Kaela Kimura? In MY videogum??
Must…press…play…again………NOO!!!!
Japan! ! They’re BIZARRE!!!1!
(love triangle)
Right back at cha
I miss Cibo Matto.
Illusions Michael, Illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.
Illusions Michael, Illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.
Illusions Michael, Illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.