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He claims that he came up with the show first. IN 1977. His name is Hurley Sawyer McFarraday, and he’s from Art Imitating Lifesville.
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so maybe he can tell us what the fuck is happening on the show?
I’ll do it, if nobody else is gonna man up.
“But WHEN is the lawsuit?”
“We have to get back to the lawsuit!”
“Jack, never ask me what I did with the lawsuit.”
Etc.
I’ll help: “The lawsuit is my density.”
I say, scan the scripts. If there are over 3 uses of WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT! then he just gets all the money, all the prizes.
DON’T TELL ME WHO I CAN’T SUE
I know a guy named Desmond John Linus who always claims he’s the 7th survivor and has a fear of polar bears. Probably the same guy.
Lost 77 is Lost’s constant.
“There also are some more common traits, like characters with father-son problem histories challenging the leadership, a survivor with a drug addiction, and women being able to perform the same tasks as men”
that is some serious science fiction right there.
did the theme song go like this “just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip…”
You weren’t even original in 1977, Hurley.