Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 by Gabe
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“Ladies?”
–This Guy’s Tombstone
(Via EverythingIsTerrible.)
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When he gets an erection, you can’t even see the wires.
“Just a little levitation.”
- Paul F. Tompkins
Anyone get THAT DVD? I wanna know if it’s GOOD.
I absolutely used to do that trick when I was a kid. Could’ve used the “You must wear pants” advice, though.
You must wear pants? Fuck that shit. I’m gonna go make an elephant disappear… bottomless!
BALLSY
Dude, U so Crazy!
The tragic side effect of the levitation trick is that it makes ladies dissapear. You turn from them, raise your heels, and when you turn back around they’re gone.
NO DAVID BLAINE, YOU CANNOT LEVITATE
It’s just like that O. Henry story about a man who sells his pants to buy instructions on how to levitate!
IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.
He’s made a HUGE mistake.
SILENCE, SLAVE!
A real man wears cut-offs. NEXT
Come on ladies!! Don’t you want your orbs levitated? He’ll wear pants. Promise.
Man, that image…. levitation without pants …. ugh…
That’s impressive and all but can he detach the top of his thumb and then put it back on?
why did he turn around?