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Yesterday, Fangoria (Fangoria still exists? Nice. A round of applause for Fangoria, everybody!) released a new picture of Megan Fox looking like a demon from the upcoming movie from Diablo Cody’s mind, Jennifer’s Body. OK! She looks much creepier than usual! Usually she is only mildly creepy! “Hello, I am a Weird Science Sex Robot from Planet Teen Nerd Dreams.” Now she’s got vagina dentata of the mouth! In any case, it’s just nice to see the visual effects team from The X-Files getting work again.
But I don’t understand how this picture went online yesterday and an entire night has gone by (that is when the nerds arise to work their nerd magic) and no one has even bothered to make the most obvious and stupid Megan Fox Photoshop joke. Hello? Is this thing on?
Get it together, Internet. I’m tired of doing your terrible work for you.
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Will you marry me Gabe? The Disney people will be at your door soon with my message of love.
Gabe isn’t into girls.
First of all WHAT?! And second of all WHAT!!?!
Right: he’s into WOMEN.
Listen, G-d, there are some very gay men reading this blog, and you don’t need to get our hopes up just so you can have your little laugh.
Double Dog Dare: Gabe liveblogs watching “epic” big budget pornography (think: Pirates) with his parents as a special entry into TWMOAT.
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Oh God, I just had to go that extra BadShop Grotesque mile.
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As long as there’s still a place and an audience in local entertainment stores for weird Buffy the Vampire Slayer magazines, Fangoria will exist. Its audience (like the Buffy mag’s) must be deceivingly large.
hey FUCK YOU. Buffy the VAMPIRE SLAYER was a pretty good show there for a while. Until it delved into the whole WITCHCRAFT business. Then I had to stop watching it FOR THA KIDS.
Um . . . ok. For the record I like Buffy . . . like enough to have the DVDs, I just find having a semi-regular magazine published five years after the show went off the air to be a bit strange.
IT’S THE 8TH SEASON THOUGH. Isn’t that what the nerds say? I dunno. I’m sorry, I MISSED LUNCH.
Fangoria made the leap to the internets pretty well I would say. They get plenty of scoops on the movie news beat. They’s been doin’ it for a while now too.
I don’t care – she’s still hot.
Im still but a man, and that still did not stop me from staring at those boobies!
she is grotesquely thin and that is more disgusting than her face.
I don’t care- she’s still a fucking plastic fembot with the personality of a faux horny spoon. Ugh. How the fuck can people stoop that low? Do you guys enjoy proving these movie bigwig assholes who think you are retarded and you need next to nothing to be turned on? Do you? Because they do think you are literally retarded. They think you enjoy throwing your money out the winow based solely on a lot of noise and explosions and a pair of fake tits. Honestly, you need to aim higher in life than that.