Well, not me, this lady fucked Screech. “The pillow talk consisted of 45 minutes of Diamond telling me about Adult Swim cartoons.” Yuck, but believable.

Comments (12)
  1. devin  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 +3

    oh man!

    i dont even care if this story is true or not (it is probably not) my day has officially been made!

  2. Gross.
    He performed in my depressing hometown of Saginaw, MI years ago, and apparently it primarily consisted of him sexually harassing everyone with the misfortune of being there while having a vagina. I guess that’s what you get when you think you can ironically attend a Screech Powers standup. Once again, gross.

  3. This story is only sort of interesting because it’s a well known fact now that Screech came out with that porno movie a few years back.

    I’ll admit, I downloaded and watched it. I’ve seen Screech’s penis. I’ve seen Screech give a girl a Dirty Sanchez. I have seen things I cannot unsee, things which will be burned into the back of my brain for years to come.

  4. I’m never eating Moo Goo Gai Pan again, that’s for damn sure.

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    I’ve seen excerpts from the Screech porno and it’s nothing nice. He does a sex move called the “fisheye” to one poor girl.

  6. I fucked Nazhgalia.

  7. Those Adult Swim cartoons are very funny. I’d talk about them, too.

    By the way, where are we on the Jimmy Fallon reunion thing. Has this guy signed on? He could obviously use some screen time.

  8. I think I deserve an apology for this.

  9. Which is more disgusting: Screech, or the girl who fucks him?

    Now that’s some Master’s level ethics shit, right there.

  10. I hope it was just Home Movies talk.

  11. what a hooker!

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