Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 by Gabe 6 Comments

io9 did a good job over the weekend of re-editing the 2012 trailer into ’70s kitsch disaster porn. The pizza boy is here with your Apocalypse but he doesn’t have any change!

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Comments (6)
  1. Al  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009

    Oh shit that was too good.
    A++

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  2. etc  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009

    I would pay upwards of all of my money to see that movie.

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  3. Zzyzx  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009

    If they released that preview in theaters before Transformers 2 I would have had my own disaster in my pants. So much destruction!!!
    Also the $11.25 I spent would seem a little more worth it.

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  4. Boris Grushenko  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009

    The government is building these ships.

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  5. thenaritaline  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009

    It’s funny to make fun of disaster movies, but remember, “The Towering Inferno” was nominated for BEST FUCKING PICTURE back in 1975. With the expansion of that category starting next year, who knows? We may yet see Roland Emmerich win one!

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  6. Sexual Elf!  |   Posted on Jul 9th, 2009

    That music makes me want to not wear a bra.

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