LunaTwilight is a forthcoming line of Twilight cosmetics, duh, so that the nerds can look so pretty and dead while they brush their hair before falling asleep alone in a pile of cats.

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but instead of book nerd its twilight nerds
Jamie Alexander Teases 'Thor 2' Romance, Possible 'Avengers' Appearance
"I'm a comic book nerd at heart, so I'd like to see the relationship between Thor and Sif progress," she said during the press junket for "Loosies," her new movie opposite "Twilight" star Peter Facinelli. "Whether or not they do that, we're not sure yet.
Nostalgic for books
Call me a nerd, or a geek, or better yet ... and a pair of swimming goggles) debuted the Twilight; the Miley Cyrus; the mediocre craze of the publishing world: the Kindle. In case you haven’t heard of it, the Kindle is an e-reader, an ...
Comments (7)
  1. An American Patriot CANNOT LOG IN  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2009

    Oh man, that’s HORRIBLE. This is why I don’t let my kids DABBLE in this DEVILRY SHIT.

    • Heh, your customary asscaps read as “this DELIVERY SHIT” to me for a second there. Like “no, any career but the UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE!”

  2. “Word is there will be a special ‘Twilight’ edition of the cult-favorite lip plumper with one half of the tube’s vial’s contents resembling blood.”

    Aww. For the kids…

  3. Sharkleberry  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2009

    Everything sucks and is stupid and everyone is a moron. Thanks for helping me fully realize this Twilight fans.

  4. Bubbles  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2009

    I wonder which is the :( est color?

  5. ahh tera  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2009

    that looks like the shitty makeup i got for christmas from every one of my relatives when i was about 8 years old.
    i guess that’s appropriate, except you know it’s going to cost a shitload of money.

    also, i was under the impression that everyone was blue in that movie? not even like :( blue but like really blue skin blue (but also :( blue).
    where’s the blue-face?

  6. oh_comely  |   Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009

    I just blue myself.

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