Oh boy. If nothing else, at least Carl’s Jr. kept the whole thing tasteful and classy. Wouldn’t you agree, hot chicks?

Sure. This is your chance to join the illustrious ranks of Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge*. LIVING THE DREAM! Of course, the main difference will be that even though Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge are equally talentless, plastic-faced hair-bots, they both have millions of dollars to console themselves in the dark night(s) of the soul that follows a decision like whether or not to be in a degrading and ridiculous Carl’s Jr. ad, and it’s not like they had any dignity to abandon anyway. You, on the other hand, will just have a handful of buy-one-get-one-free coupons and a stomach ache (from burgers). But whatever! “Famous.”

To be fair, though, this IS an opportunity to appear in an upcoming Carl’s Jr. or Hardee’s marketing campaign. They were not lying about that. This is that.

*And Padma Lakshmi, but I’m going to give her a walk on this one because of how her face looks pretty and Top Chef is good. But watch yourself, Lakshmi.

Comments (19)
  1. “you (or the girl)” is creepy!

    is this really the sort of thing that calls for a middleman. i really can’t see an agent calling their talent with this as an opportunity.
    but we ARE in a recession.

  2. I’m gonna send them a video first of me eating a Hardee’s burger and then of it coming out the other end the next day. Its part of my study on how Hardee’s “food” looks better once its been though your digestive tract.

  3. ?This is a great chance to star in a video that has the potential to be seen all over the internet.? Hmmm. I’ve had THAT offer before. So has Paris Hilton. BA-ZING!

  4. buenosueno  |   Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 -41

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  5. A quick Google search will reveal that there is already a website dedicated to this… http://hotchickswithburgers.blogspot.com

    Nice try Carl’s Jr.

  6. at first, I read this as “submit themselves to eating a Carls Jr. or Hardee’s burger”, and while a part of me said “awww…come on…they’re actually quite tasty”, that part of me is not a sexy girl.

  7. Don’t fall for it, girls. I got six years for sending in a video of myself Hamburgling a McDonalds.

  8. Oops, I thought it said “Fat Chicks Eating Burgers for Carl’s Jr. / Hardee’s” and I was totally going to send in video of me chugging some all-beef patties.

    [BTW, Gabe, I'm worried that you're trawling Craigslist for material... no good can cum of that]

  9. this would have been a good double dog back when there were enough people working here for someone to dare someone else. =(

  10. awww. carl’s jr./ hardee’s playing younger sibling no one wants to hang out with to mickey d’s and BK’s perpetually cool, older sibling. hey, wait up! me too guys, right? right??

    this idea has been done TO DEATH.

  11. welcome to costco, i love you  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 -2

    what, no “Idiocracy” quotes?

    “brought to you by carl’s jr.”

  12. Ben Brown  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 -2

    They just wrote a particularly hilarious review of this Patridge lady’s ad over at Conversational Capital. You should check that out: http://conversationalcapital.com/category/authors_posts/

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