So, during my coverage of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I made a lot of jokes about how I was in love with Dina and I was going to marry her. And it’s like they always say, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S A THING THAT HAPPENED ON VH1 ONE TIME. You know that old saw. Anyway, so yeah, Dina and I are super married for real, and we taped the whole thing for VH1′s My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding a few years ago, because if there is one thing that we both think is really important, it’s being on as many crappy reality TV shows as possible. Until death do us CANCELED! (Huh?)
You guys, I was just joking. That’s not me. Do you really think that if I had a successful catering business, I would still be here talking to you jerks? No way. I would be busy making trays of cold cuts and yelling at the dishwashers. “Wash those dishes, you dishwashers! This is a business! Fuhgettaboutit!” But also Dina needs to relax with the being on TV all the time. There is something about her that I really like and find really compelling (probably the compulsive lying and the dead eyes) but this well-cataloged desperate need for attention is kind of a turn-off. Haha, “kind of.” Right.
(Via ONTD. Also, part two of the Reunion is tonight on Bravo. DVR Club.)