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Someone just sent me this apparently new video (for some reason) and I was watching it and realized that I’ve never seen a 50 Cent video in my life. Is this what they’re all like? 50 Cent mumble-syncs while barely conscious as women with very nice butts dance around him and people pour money on his head? Because, not having seen any 50 Cent videos, this is exactly what I would think a 50 Cent video would be like, but even I, a person with a low opinion of 50 Cent’s image in the media, would have given him a lot more credit than this. Also, is 50 Cent still popular? I am seriously and genuinely asking because I just want to understand why this exists and why nobody tried.
But those are some fantastic butts. Those asses are to this video what everyone is saying Megan Fox is to Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen. (Now I get to say nullus in the exact proper context! Nullus!)
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I want a hat made with the same pattern as my jacket.
i think he just jumped through his grandmother’s couch, came out the other side and there happened to be a camera rolling while his music was playing….
his friends followed him through the couch. it was a really big couch.
fiddy’s all about over-coordination.
I saw on CNN that NY gangs now steal Louis Vitton handbags from old ladies and then tailor them into street wear as a tribalistic way to flaunt their criminal exploits. Anderson Cooper did a piece on it. Thus, 50 is just keeping it street
My reaction to the line “Yo, bitch, you ain’t on yo’ period, right?”
Ew, I can’t believe he says that. Gross, 50 Cent.
Does anyone besides my 14 year old brother and his white suburban friends still listen to 50 Cent?
what i find more remarkable is that you were able to get through the entire song to locate that gem….
After 2 minutes, it just becomes incoherent mumbling.
lindsay and i have very similar taste in butts
Nice that Fitty used the new New York Times building as his backdrop… I guess print needs all the help it can get?
I’ve stayed quiet until now, but I just can’t hold it anymore: Lindsay, ima miss you like crazy!
The internets will never be the same.
who is this man, and why is he wearing a suitcase?
He did it. He really did it. He managed to get worse.
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Lindsay, you deserve answers to the serious and genuine queries you posed. This is like a smooth-lovah version of a Fiddy video. He’s trying to look like a much nicer boy here than he usually does, one you might take home to your mom. But the butts and money have always been there, because he’s Fiddy, and these are things Fiddy likes. He’s not still popular, but he desperately wants to be, striking up fake feuds all year and pushing back his album’s release as he tried to stir up controversy/excitement for it. Based on this video, he’s not getting any more popular.
And of course haha what a funny jacket.
Also, this is incredibly low-budget for a 50 video. Laughably low budget.
The greatest delivery of an opening line in hip-hop history.
Looks like somebody went shopping at the swap meet before their video shoot.
this song would totally be on a mix tape for my boo. If I had a boo from the ghettos of new jersey.
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directed by what?
best 300 dollars spent, ever.
In uproarious “Righteous Kill” 50 Cent gets shot in the back of the head with enough force that it launches his brand new corpse through a second story window and down to the ground below. It would’ve been a great ending to this shlock.
- “I can’t believe you like money too. We should hang out.”
- “Totally!”
Those bottoms are the tops!
Wow, that Gucci piece is heinous.
If famous people want their privacy, they should probably stop asking to have sex on the dance floor.
I have never told you this, but your screen name makes me smile every time I see it because I think of that entire scene.
I’m honestly really surprised this song doesn’t sample “I’ll Do Anything (For You)” from the musical ‘Oliver!’ I consider it a missed opportunity, and hope it’s rectified in the directors’ cut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32mt1mA2lNM
That atrocity already happened in the late 90s by a diffrent rapper. Annie and Oliver were sampled by Jay-Z. I feel like slapping my hands for having to typing that.
If Fiddy could ‘do anything’ for me it would be to shut his misogynistic cake hole once and for all. But then I guess we couldn’t ridicule his ‘quirky’ dress sense. Or marvel over the inhuman pertness of those buttocks. Maybe if he just danced around looking coordinated surrounded by said booties, but without actually ‘singing’, that would be an improvement.
in response to your question, no he’s not really popular anymore. he’s known, i think people who just listen to rap strictly remember him and still will say “oh yeah fifty” but that’s about it.
wow, that was pretty boring.
I am thinking about LL Cool J in Toys when he popped out of the couch. Same outfit idea?