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Hello YouTubes,

Where Ronald Jenkees at? His last posted video was 10 months ago. And now it’s basically summertime and we’re sitting here with no Ronald Jenkees summer jam? To quote the legendary Benjamin Franklin, “FUCK THAT NOISE.” I suppose it’s comforting to know that wherever he is, he is blazing! Spitting keyboard truth like hot keyboard fire. But seriously, where he at? Bring him back now. This is getting stupid.

Ronald Jenkees, there are summer parties happening! With no beats whatsoever! We need you! Lock it in! Let’s go!!!!

FEED THIS BEAST!

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Comments (23)
  1. chris  |   Posted on Jun 24th, 2009

    i think the sports guy trapped him in his basement…

  2. I think I have a headache

  3. I wanna watch silent movies with him and he can play the soundtrack.

  4. You’ll be pleased to know we’re in a band and have an album coming out where he does what he does, and I’m in the background making bong smoking sounds….. by smoking a bong.

  5. laura  |   Posted on Jun 24th, 2009

    I am very impressed with this kid! More technically than creatively, but still. Well done, rat tail.

  6. his debut cd is titled ‘music for ottoman humping.’

  7. yeahisaidit  |   Posted on Jun 24th, 2009

    corky?

  8. I think it’s sad how Elvis Costello has let himself go.

  9. My guess is this dude’s the Rainman of pianos. And Interwebs.

    Also, Gabe, did you just reference that same Readers’ Digest article I just read June 2009 edition? B/c, that would be weird. Ben Franklin said EVERYTHING.

  10. Why do the Youtube ads want me to do drugs & alcohol in Thailand?

  11. Timbaland  |   Posted on Jun 24th, 2009

    I’m a real producer and you just the piano man. You’ songs don’t top the charts, I heard ‘em I’m not a fa-a-an.

  12. Super-Fun was just crazy. The solo on that track is incredible.

  13. hello youtubes!

  14. Name? Indeed!  |   Posted on Jun 24th, 2009

    Tesh has NOthing on this guy!

  15. Wow I’m actually SUPER IMPRESSED.
    He plays piano-guitar better than I play actual guitar.
    Granted, I’m pretty shit at guitar.

  16. Grinchy Paws  |   Posted on Jun 25th, 2009

    What the hell is this guys problem?

  17. His problem is that he is too awesome. The Best, seriously. Spread the love! Sometime internets people can be nice to each other.

  18. eric.  |   Posted on Jun 28th, 2009

    Just try to tell me Brett Ratner doesn’t have this dude on speed dial. AXEL FOLEY REDUX, ANYONE?

  19. Ronald Jenkees released a new album a few weeks ago.
    Just downloaded it from ronaldjenkees.com.

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