In an inspired field piece last night about a few people who want Long Island to secede and become its own state, Samantha Bee managed to find what I hope, no, what absolutely have to be the three biggest idiots in the “melting pot” of Long Island. They can’t name a U.S. state even when given three chances, they think the state bird should be “flippin’ the bird,” and, oh yeah, they’re homophobic, just for good measure (“You guys still got The Village. Good luck with that one.”) Presenting, the three stupidest men in the tri-state area. I hope.
(Be sure to watch ’til the 3:00 mark):
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c|
|Long Island Wants to Secede|
We all know that plenty of smart people are from Long Island, but for every Alec Baldwin there is a Stephen Baldwin.