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Your genital is so healthy now. You make good sitting with Salli, now testicles even is not find pressure. Other friend, they see you, “hi friend!,” but they is in conventional chair. They make pressure on sensitive tissues with no consideration for genital or pelvic. Even penis is find pressure in your friends. One day you tell friend get Salli, because you find that genital health improve, and also suggest friend can lift women up in his arms because Salli can take a lot of strength. He is always trying to lift women up in his arms on conventional chair, and almost smash his penis together. Not you chair. You chair is you boyfriend. With pelvic properly positioned, you take shirt off and show friend how back muscles work. Back and forth, look at them work. Pretty dance. You show you friend how kissing is made. Sit right! (Thanks for the tip, Chris.)
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No offense to you personally sir, but can we please put a moratorium on these for a while. Clearly what Kenny Powers has started is getting out of control. Please leave it to the professional.
I was flu posting all day… which is the equivalent of butt-dialing, so cut me some slack. Taking 2 Ibuprofens and seeing what I did today across all of Videogum was like… I can understand what it is to wake up as Matthew Broderick.
Fair enough, that’s why I said “no offense to you personally sir”. I think that people should comment instead of just posting pictures. Gabe, Lindsay and Kenny Powers are the exception that proves the rule. Sorry about you being sick though, I hope you get better soon.
The worst nightmare I’ve had in recent memory involved this joke. Everyone in my dream was saying it over & over & over and rarely did it even make sense OH WAIT THAT WAS REAL LIFE AT MY OFFICE.
I used a lot of power on Sally last night
I will be saying “gineetahls” for weeks. Involuntarily. Thanks a lot.
Oh man, I hope that male model was paid A LOT for so many package close-ups.
Is Tommy Wiseau hosting this infomercial?
Chair! You are tearing my genitals apart!
:40-:50 are freaking graphic. Also, this guy sounds exactly like my old doctor who actually referred to my chronic back pain as “the back problems”.
Gratuitous shot of genital bulge make you gag lunch but is necessary pelvic chair demonstration!
“Try vith no undervear. Zat is zee most comfortable.”
For whom exactly?
these are the best genital shots i’ve seen in a long time.
well done.
eez nice?
In Soviet Russia…
“see how the genitals make use of the gap” i’ve heard that one before.
Why does it have too look so much like what I imagine a vagina to look like?
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Between this and the theater guy who hates his penis, I think Gabe is trying to turn me off of sex forever. Abstinencegum?
Ich bin ein comfortable genital.
this is definitely tagged “Werner Herzog,” and I love that.
i will never hear ‘mind the gap’ in the same way again.
Like any other American with internet access and too much time on his hands, I’ve seen my fair share of fetish videos. But this… this brings a whole new level of truth to “You know, someone’s probably into that (ballet dancing/saddle chairs/spandex/robot Russians)”
I didn’t know the Videogum team did commercials!?
this plus Hawaii Chair (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4) equals your workplace ready sex machine.
That female model was packing in the genital area! The male model not so much. Hmm possible side effects from riding something called a salli ?
Does he sound like Borat to anyone else or it is just me?
If it’s just me, excuse me while I go and hate myself in a corner somewhere.
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When you sit atop the Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat, you dress as if you are going to the gym, when you sit in a normal seat, you wear jeans and t-shirts YOU FAT SLOUCHING AMERICAN FUCK!!!
No thanks, I’d rather not have balls hold my weight. Nope, no interest.
Say what you will about the narration (it WAS quite hilarious), but I’m pretty much sold on this thing.