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Man, super lazy rip-offs are the best rip-offs. So funny. This is even better than last year’s The Day The Earth Stopped. If Dreamworks tried to take this movie’s producers to court, they would just be like “No way, Judge, they’re called transMORPHERS, totally different. It’s about an invading horde of brobrots who are attacking the fictional Planet Earf. Look it up.” And then they would be like, “Dreamblerks rests its case.” Besides this is a sequel to 2007′s Transmorphers. It’s called legal precedent, Ally McBeal.
I hope this movie makes a billion dollars and the director buys a mansion right next door to Michael Bay. Of course, he will refer to it as a blansion. And his name will be Bichael May. Which you will know because that’s what it says on the mail crate next to his carway. (Via iO9.)
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Why is there the noise of an internet dial-up connection right in the middle of that trailer? Is that supposed to get the viewer excited somehow? Ooh, ooh, they’re on the Internet now, slowly checking their email!
i totally LOL’D when you brought that up…
Lazy? You sir, are wrong.
I’d pay money to see it.
I love this blobog.
tru dat!
is this real life?
My favorite part is that there are apparently only three characters in the entire movie. They didn’t even have enough budget for extras. Just one or two of three possible people running through an empty city in every scene.
Shia LeBeouf just lost the oscar.
Shane Van Dyke: This is your year.
I just hope Bruce Boxleitner finally gets his due.
Bruce Boxleitner is this year’s Mickey Rourke. Have you ever seen a one trick pony in a tron sequel so happy and free?
He’s just biding his time until TRON 2.0 comes out, then the new age of Boxleitner will be upon us!
as someone who owns Transmorphers, i cannot wait for this to wrap up some of the lingering questions.
also check out the fantastic Aliens VS. Hunter…released a week before Aliens VS. Predators. filmed entirely in a basement, from what i can tell.
Thank god they’re attacking a deserted city!
I worked in various video stores for a while, and you’d be surprised by the number of lovely individuals who get fooled by these ripoffs into thinking their the real thing. And somehow, I’m to blame for not informing them that no, this is not the movie you seek.
It got to a point where I’d put older films with the same titles as a new movie in theaters on the new release wall: “Oh honey look, they have that baseball movie with Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore! I thought that just came out. Well, lucky us!”
Anyways, good to see Bruce Boxleitner getting work these days.
The fax machine noise at :42 made my day.
transmorphers apparently travel the galaxy in huge 12-sided dice.
“Run as fast as you-” “NO!”
still waiting on that go-bots sequel…
But why are the special effects still better that Wolverine ……. whoops!
On the imdb page there’s a user comment: “very disappointing.” You were expecting something not terrible?
http://www.theasylum.cc This is also the company that brought us such cinematic gems as “The 18 Year Old Virgin” and “Allan Quartermain and the Temple of Skulls.” I am in no way kidding.
omg omg omg omg lol lol lol
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=148