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Here is a trailer for the latest in the Final Destination series, you guys. This one is in 3D so that it really feels like the things you find more-funny-than-scary-actually are flying up into your UNSUSPECTING FACE.
Haha, relax technofinaldestination. I guess we have all been with a group of friends sitting four feet behind a 12-inch-high chain link fence at a generic NASCAR-style race wondering what would happen if the screws magically worked their way loose and a car exploded because there was a crack in the foundation that was sprinkling crushed cement dust huh? That’s a common enough fear. But if horror movies are supposed to exploit and explore our collective nightmares, what are some of these other deaths? Even when I owned a car, I was never once scared that it would stop in the middle of a car wash, the sun roof would magically open of its own accord, and I would be almost drowned to death until I was maybe decapitated? And while it is true that I may have believed that there were sharks lurking in the bottom of the deep end of pools long after I was of a reasonable age to think that was a real thing, I have never worried that a drainage vent was going to suck me butt-first to the bottom. Right before a street lamp (next to a swimming pool? classic place for those) snapped off at the base and electrocuted me (because my butt was stuck!). Not a fear of mine, ever. I bet the rejected ideas for Final Destination 3D were all top notch. “Man gets trapped in a revolving door at a fancy hotel, which slowly begins to fill up with water because maybe there are some pennies stuck in the lobby fountain but the important thing is that a million birds crash into the door because they think he is a bird and he gets stabbed to death by beaks that were accidentally dipped in poison at a poison factory nearby, so he is really poisoned to death it turns out, just like we all worry will always happen.”
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Will I get special edition Final Destination 3D glasses if I buy the collectors edition? This is coming out on DVD first right?
“People Stand Slack-Jawed In Front Of Dangerous Things That Will Kill Them Instead Of Getting Out Of The Way: The Movie”
I love the Final Destination movies. Love ‘em. There should be a million of them. They’re dumb as rocks, devoid of any conflict or tension, there’s literally no plot, and the acting is some of the worst you’ll ever see. But I still love them. You know why?
Fucking Rube Goldberg Death Machines. Hilarious.
The Final Destination films are a guilty pleasure of mine too. But I don’t like the name of this one. Adding a “the” to the title is just as bad as Fast and Furious removing it from theirs. This should be 4 Final Dest4nation in 4-D.
A few things:
1) Ten years ago?? I’m old enough to remember something that came out 10 years ago??
2) I’ve been hit in the face by a lawnmower-thrown rock and survived, bitches!
3) Drowning girl can’t hold her breath for 15 seconds while the spinning thing passes the sun roof?
and finally: lol
and whats the spinning thing gonna do? soap her to death?
Well I have been weary of the bottom of pools ever since reading Chuck Palahniuk’s “Guts” so . . . . . I guess good job Final Destination 3D?
I’ve always been afraid of pool drains, I think my mom saw an Oprah about it when I was a kid so she scarred me for life from getting too close, but that story definitely made it worse.
My mom is terrible with urban legends and telling them to me as a kid, like I was never able to play in leaves that gathered in the sidewalk because she told me they were filled with heroin needles. Moms a fear-monger.
they should have just ripped off Guts, for sure. looks like the guy gets stuck and then electrocuted. bor-ing. give me some ripped out intestines.
Same here. Worse still is that it was apparently a true story?
The film won’t really inspire the same kind of sickening horror unless his guts start to spill out in an ECU shot. In 3D.
Electrocution seems so ordinary by comparison.
2-D in selected cinemas? Aren’t all movies in 2-D?
I really hope :58 is in 3-d, AMIRITE? HIGH-FIVE!!
these movies are the worst. i’ve only seen the first few, and that chick with the HUGE teeth is in them. she is also in heros. now we’re all sons of bitches.
I don’t know what Gabe’s talking about this looks AWESOME! That car wash scene made me LOLZ all three times I watched it. The sound effect is (unnecessary) great. But, isn’t underwater like space and you can’t scream?
unless they’re bringing back devin sawa as a father-time-like character, you can count me out.
Yes, it would make about as much sense as anything else in these movies and I’m sure he could use the work. Also it would be awesome if they brought back the “hearing John Denver songs moments before death” because it would be a timely reference for today’s youth.
What happened to that guy? Last time I saw him….was in that Stan Eminem video?!
Relax technofinaldestination! Haha!
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“Having shit flying at my face sounds pretty fucking scary to me.”
TWSS
I saw this before the Hangover last night. The audience was laughing as hard at this as the feature.
my favorite part was when the blood splattered all over the new line cinema logo. totally made it worth watching that movie.
There was a little girl in my town who actually did get stuck at the bottom of one of those drainage things in a pool last summer…she almost died because it ripped out one of her intestines or something.
Sorry to be such a downer. But it really did happen; though, I doubt it’s anyones biggest fear. Then again there is this guy…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Az10dr0xZY
Gabe’s revolving door death is just barely ridiculous in this context.
It’s actually a very specific fear of mine…
I love how they always seem to go get drinks and discuss how odd it is that one of them predicted the death of their close friend (played by a some c-list twenty-something celebrity for a total of fifteen minutes with a maximum of four lines of dialog). Because after you lose a friend in a catastrophe the logical next step is to get all gussied up and hit the bar/club.
I read that description of the car wash death before the trailer, and I could have sworn that was an exaggeration for comedic effect. Silly me.
I enjoy that Devon-Sawa-#4 sees visions… shirtless. And that What I Like About You’s Nick Zano dies… shirtless. Why yes, fandango, I will pre-order my tix now.
Death saved the best…FOR 3D!
Fearnet guy has competition.
Second biggest fear, ya know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45s4GJslGI&feature=quicklist
The car wash thing was ridiculous. All the spinning brush is going to do is sting a little. Even if the bar the spinning brush is on hits your head, it’s just going to bounch up and away from it. Gas stations don’t want to have anything in those automated washes that could do any damage to either people or cars or even do so much as scratch a paint job. Stupid movie.