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This Jovan Musk Oil commercial from the mid-’80s should not have been any child’s first introduction to themes of a sexual nature, but for many, it was. When a man and a lady love each other very much, they wander a post apocalyptic wasteland with their his-and-hers panthers on leashes until they find each other and he slowly removes her power heels. “Sexy-igniting, musk is the one!”:
I mean, clearly that’s European, right? Panthers what? And America wouldn’t make that ad where little kids could see it. It HAS A SEX SCENE! Also, if you’re wondering what Jovan Musk smells like, I smelled it once in the store and the answer is pretty much exactly what you would think.
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So…60% of the time, it works every time?
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Mustard seems to have been a popular color in these 80s you speak of…
I wouldn’t know. I was still in diapers.
Mustard, shoulder pads, and cocaine, sums up the 80s.
I don’t care how much Jovan Musk you put on him, I would still not have sex with that guy.
…and I’m hungry like the wolf….
He just wants her for her pussy.
I just really hate the word musk ya know? I can’t wrap my head around why you’d slap on some musk and head out to score chicks! Maybe it’s because I’m a lady, and I like lady things…but…MUSK.
she’s the one, he’s the one — we get it, everyone’s the one!
Sex Panther