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If you also missed this commercial for NutriSystem Men starring spokesmen Dan Marino and Larry The Cable Guy because they didn’t play it in your market, here it is, complete with Larry’s joke about his balls. Good morning!:
This commercial probably ran in more rural areas, but if they want Larry to do another version for the cities they could pay him a little extra to whip out his original persona, Dan Whitney. (Via Punchline Magazine.)
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what diet helps you lose larry the cable guy from your life?
btw, has there ever been anyone who has blurred the lines of character and reality as badly as that douche? I mean, it’s a fucking gimmick! That’s not really him!
Larry The Cable Guy is pretty unbearable now that he’s not as hot as he used to be.
I briefly confused Dan Marino and Ken Marino. What a letdown, Lindsay!
Heh heh. Larry said “Git ‘r done.” Never heard that one before.
They played this like it was going out of style in Vegas during the football season, especially the playoffs. It made me lose a lot of respect for Marino until I realized he didn’t get a ring, let him get money selling food to fat dumbasses aka. majority of his fans.
I like to think of Larry the Cable Guy as the white Tyler Perry. Hundreds of thousands of Americans all across this country seem to love their brainless brand of hacky, one-note, aggressively unimaginative comedy. And thankfully, I don?t know a single fucking one of these people.
Dude, this is still running all the time on the Denver stations, not even late at night or anything.
Fray Bentos has the perfect answer to all men being unsure about their body profile after watching the Nutrisystem commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycZ9N3eeiZY
HI-LA-RI-OUS!
Any penalty for ripping off the “15! 10, 10 Commandments!” joke from “History of the World, Part I?