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This commercial for a German bank starts out all wholesome and normal and then, how should I say this: takes a turn for the Queen Elizabeth II giving Abraham Lincoln a bj. The Queen is gonna freak!:
Also “BonTrust.” (It’s funny if at first you think it says “BoneTrust.”) (Thanks to Adam for the tip!)
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WTF, Germany.
i allways did wanted to see both of dem nakad!!
Of course you did.
Bone Thrust
Queen Elizabeth is a downright slut. On a related note, I have always imagined Abraham Lincoln’s penis to be at least four inches longer than Kim Jong Il’s, but that could just be my nationalism showing.
I think you are getting your Asian leaders confused. That’s Mao Zedong.
Man I am retarded. Thank you.
Don’t dismay, You must have just gotten confused because they look similar… Mao Zedong and Kim Jong Il, that is, not all Asian people; geeze guys, give me a break.
I liked how Mao Zedong was walking through the park with his hands folded behind his back. Why do I only see old Asian men doing that? Is that how they always look so wise?
if it weren’t for Euros, Leonardo da Vinci would have been ALL OVER THAT SLUT.
i always suspected the queen was a slut but i thought abe was a log cabin republican. hmmn, bi-curious…
hey hey hey videogum readers — she is a slut but Honest Abe can just knock up some one-night stand and get away scot free? I call shenanigans.
Great, now I feel all yucky. That sucked.
Thanks to Adam for just the tip.
Thanks to Sam for stealing my comment.
My good friend “folded up ten dollar bill Alexander Hamilton” could really benefit from finding this park. Before you ask, yes, that is his real name.
Thanks a lot Videogum/German bank dudes! Now I can never again say that I’ve never seen the queen going at it doggie style.
Stay classy, Bontrust Finance.
Oh right, cus of how Lincoln couldn’t get enough of the ladies.
Oh, Germany. Currency fucking? Wow. Almost as bad as the cow stimulation post.
Traumagum.
I love the fact that it actually had sex sound effects. Hilarious
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I still can’t bring myself to call that a money shot.