Remember Shadow Hare? The Cincinnati man who has taken it upon himself to rid downtown Cincinnati of evil as a self-proclaimed superhero? Well, looks like he is about to meet his self-proclaimed match. Some criminal mastermind has posted a Craigslist ad demanding Shadow Hare’s secret identity. For an exorbitant 10 dollars.
Location: The Dark Side? You can do better, Craigslist supervillain. How about, Location: Mom’s Office/Guest Room.
In any case, CAREFUL, SHADOW HARE! With ridiculous fake powers come ridiculous fake responsibilities, or whatever. You should probably tell Blair that you don’t love her so that she goes back to Nate and is safe from your enemies who would only use her to get to you. (Via io9.)