This clip from the legendary Dana Carvey Show starring Stephen Colbert is just exactly what we need this week. This could air on SNL tomorrow with slightly different news stories and still be just as funny, and because cute animals are even bigger now, even more relevant:

This is an immature, puerile observation, but how hot was young Stephen Colbert? DREAMY! Ladies, make a note in your time machine diaries! We all have time machine diaries, right? Good. Make a note: Stephen Colbert, NYC, March-April 1996. You’re welcome. (Via No Fact Zone.)

Comments (16)
  1. I would pay all kinds of money to have the news read to me like that!

  2. Puppy + Colbert = too much awesome. I’m gonna go work on that time machine now.

  3. Not to be all Professor Videogum, but shouldn’t this be filed under “Cute as balls”?

    (No homo.)

  4. Canada link! Someone! Please!

  5. James  |   Posted on May 1st, 2009

    Wait wait wait — big, wet, gelled-up man-hair was still going on in ’96? Also wait: said anime-style hair jibes with Lindsay’s notion of dreamy?

  6. I was so psyched when I found out the entire dana carvey show was on hulu.

  7. by the way, I’m surprised there was no mention that bob odenkirk was bob ross.

  8. I can’t see this video, so I’m just going to think about how dreaming Stephen Colbert is now.

  9. Haaaa, he has early-90s Cindy Crawford eyebrows. Ladyboner!

  10. His eyelashes are mesmerizing me.

  11. HULU!!! You are the monster enemy. Let us in. Let us, the foul unwashered hordes of not USA into your HULU games. Send us all temperature CHEER. Let me in HULU. Or I must press that your name was already taken, by that guy in movie where he draws that circle. You know?!?! For kids. Ew You, HULLU….

  12. You had me at “cute as balls.” But Colbert has always been dreamy right? Even more so as a right-wing Bob Dobbs flashing back to his ’80s New Wave band video.

    The kitten basketball team and Barney (or some puppet version therein) Phil Jackson were FTW though. Kitten head butt! Ah. Dorable.

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