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The “Halle Berry” dance been had a YouTube sensation for awhile now, and Ellen had Berry on her show weeks ago to see what was up. (Ellen Degeneres? More like Ellen DeTRAILBLAZER!) So I don’t know why the official music video is only coming out now. I guess it took awhile to scrounge together what appears to be a budget of 47 dollars. Z2: The Last Zing.
Admittedly, Hurricane Chris is going toe to toe in a traveling cage Dan Quinn-style against Soulja Boy for the title of laziest hip hop artist, but there’s something totally charming about this song. In the age of economic collapse, dual wars, and swineflu, it’s nice to see the kids going crazy for a simple song about an actress who hasn’t been particularly popular for about eight years. Not only that, but in a musical genre dominated by aggressive misogyny and hyper-sexuality, there’s no harm in celebrating the allure of a 43-year-old childless divorcee. She is fine! Hey Hurricane Chris, 1998 called, they said you can keep everything. It’s working out great.
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“childless divorcee?”
Halle Berry has a baby with one of the sexiest models ever on the planet.
I stand corrected.
“Just plain divorcee.”
Seriously,
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.Ok, so Halle Berry is really really pretty. What else is new?
When I walk into a restaurant and do the pantomime of a make-up mirror, people will know what I mean. I’m sexy as Halle Beeeeerry
it was weird how he was singing about halle berry, but the girl in the video wasn’t halle berry.
This video made my head do the opposite of nod.
Why do good rappers have to get shot while fucking idiots like Hurricane Chris can continue to make terrible music? Look at his fucking face. I just want to PUNCH IT!
On the up side, that girl in the green (the fake Halle Berry) is so sexy.