Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 by Gabe 8 Comments

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A porno based on a popular social networking micro-blogging software? Sure. Because it just makes sense. From AVN Business (via TheDailyWhat):

“We threw the first-ever ‘PornStar TweetUp’ with PornoDan at Blue Moon Nights last month — while there someone asked me if people actually were having sex on Twitter — I responded, ‘That’s a lot of pressure in 140 characters.’ That led to a spirited conversation about what that would look like and, well, here we are going into production,” said Pete Housley, Naughty Tweet CEO. “The movie will be a bit tongue-in-cheek, but we have the award-winning Jim Powers involved so you know it’s just gonna kick ass — but it will stay true to the spirit of the Twitterati and we will only use talent who are active on Twitter and PornStarTweet.”

The movie will be a bit tongue-in-cheek? Huh. So, just to clarify: this will not be a serious dramatic porno about Twitter. We’re not going to take this pornographic movie based on a probably flash in the pan web service too seriously? Got it. Also, what is the spirit of the Twitterati? So a porno about eating lunch and needing to do laundry? Got it. I keep getting it.

PORNO IS ONLY WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, ARE YOU WORKING HARD ENOUGH ON YOUR PORNO THIS MORNING? ARE YOU? LET’S GO Y’ALL.

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Comments (8)
  1. kleach  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2009

    At 140 characters the script might be better than most pornos

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  2. booferama  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2009

    This seems like a natural fit. Most porn scripts are less than 140 characters long.

    Also: there must be a dick joke about something being 140 characters long.

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  3. etc  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2009

    Maybe there will literally be 140 characters in the movie?

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  4. Carrie  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2009

    So, Twitterati is a word now.

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  5. Ugah  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2009

    RTRTRTRTRTRTRTRT…. Ahhh.

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  6. Stephen  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2009

    “We threw the first-ever ‘PornStar TweetUp’ with PornoDan at Blue Moon Nights last month”

    I recognize most of those words and yet I have no idea what they mean when strung together in that order.

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  7. ben  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2009

    I’m having sex with a stranger!
    about 12 minutes ago from Twitberry

    Hey @Pizzaguy I didn’t order any pizza!
    about 35 minutes ago from Twitberry

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