Did you read the transcript of Julia Roberts’s speech at a non-televised roast of Tom Hanks last night? Me neither. Transcripts! So the first half of 2005. Now there’s video! She says the f word a LOT:

So much of the f word! Does she kiss Sally Field with that mouth? I hope that during the course of this roast, someone mentioned how Tom Hanks went around Hollywood telling people about that clip from Extras of Kate Winslet saying she was only doing a holocaust movie to win an Oscar, until someone finally told him it wasn’t real and Kate Winslet wasn’t really an asshole. Either that or something about Lisa Lampanell’s vagina.

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Comments (8)
  1. Thanks to Videogum, when I think of Julia Roberts I now think of this:
    http://tinyurl.com/djrqb3

  2. I wonder if drunk Julia Roberts is available for speechgiving at graduations and weddings?

  3. She just earned 10 points in my book.

  4. Right? Drunk Julia Roberts is much better.

  5. “You were in the airport, with the accent…that was a pass for me…” Hilarious.

  6. If this is what a candid Julia Roberts is like, I think she needs a reality series called “Julia Roberts: Classiest Lady” immediately. It’d be like those Tori Spelling shows, except, you know, good.

  7. Ok it’s sad that Julia Roberts finally got a night out from the kids, balls out and this is news.

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