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It has been said that you can judge a people by the infomercials created in hopes of separating them from their money. So, oops, Americans, the inventors think we need these disgusting contraptions just to complete the most basic personal hygiene:
“Your bottom! Between your legs!” Yes, WE GET THE IDEA. Please just stop:
Noted, but there has to be some other way. (Thanks for the tip, Katharine!)
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h8 u guys.
There’s just something about that foot being THRUSTED into that blue monster that is just so violent and weird.
Thank god someone else noticed that! It was way too sexual. He’s raping that poor thing with his fat, smelly foot.
I noticed that too. It makes me think of a certain blue drug addicted sesame street character past his prime doing questionable movies to afford another high.
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPYQtuDH6_o
Finally, i am so tired of bending over and having to exert myself to get clean. This will have to do until we perfect disposable latex full-body suits that we can just strip off and toss at the end of the day.
Is the reason they used larger less attractive models because
A. They’re pandering to fat people
B. They couldn’t afford attractive models, or
C. They don’t understand basic marketing skills.
Honestly, it could be any of them.
Maybe D. All of the above.
if you compare them to the potential buyer they don’t seem so “larger, less attractive”. it’s a perspective issue
I was doing a pretty diligent job of reading the copy at the bottom, but then I got temporarily distracted, but then I started reading it again, and this is what I consequently saw:
“Your bottom! Between your legs! Or your money back!”
And I had to watch it again to figure out where my money back was.
What’s with the weird mid-tempo rock organ music that plays in the background here? Are they also trying to reach the audience that enjoys Paul Schaffer’s Late Show interstitial jams?
“BETWEEN YOUR LEGS”
they used larger people because larger people would have a harder time getting to their….ummm…harder to reach places. like, their back, for example.
this isn’t a hate post. it’s just…logistics.
So.. this is marketed to the obese and the pregnant?
I’m guessing, because I don’t know many people who have that much trouble in the shower.
is it made by cinco?
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It’s hard to bend over to wash your own fucking feet when you’re teabagging.
when i clicked play, i was taking advil and drinking water, and just as i was about to swallow a pill, he shoved his foot in that thing-needless to say, there is now advil and water EVERYWHERE
This commercial tells me a lot. It tells me that this product was designed for fatties, those who bedazzle their fingernails, and people who only buy things that are PROUDLY MADE IN AMERICA. Fortunately, I am all of those things.
I’m going to name mine Gwen. Get it? Because it’s name is Gwen, and it’s here to warsh my vagina.