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The Drop-Stop: another invention, like the Snuggie, that everyone has thought of but nobody’s bothered to make it until now:
“You’ll never search for anything ever again!” And that lady’s face is right: McDonald’s fries are gross. (Via Buzzfeed.)
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The blue-shirted guy in the convertible is really bad at dropping things. How about a little PROFESSIONALISM, infomercial??
Vince Offer would have been the pitchman for this if he hadn’t rearranged that hooker’s face.
“You follow me camera guy?! You can’t drop your condoms between the seats!”
Is it weird that I am strangely a little turned on at :19?
I can’t lie, I really really need one of these
Yeah, my fingers are constantly greasy and I have little to no motor control or hand eye coordination and I drop every single thing that is ever in my hands while in my car too.
This is genius.
Wait, is this really a thing that happens to people a lot?
I always assumed the reports of people losing things next to their car seat were blown wildly out of proportion, like, it happened to one guy, twice, in the 70s, and he just wouldn’t stop talking about it.
Weird.
ESPECIALLY your bracelet? I don’t know, I think it’s worse to drop your keys when you’re about to….drive.
I’m glad they make it one-color-fits-all. I was thinking I was going to have to change my upholstery so that I wouldn’t be a laughing stock with my non-matching Drop Stop.
Screw the drop stop, this should be the “Wait but there’s more” but of the credit card light. It lets you see where the key hole is when it is dark and you are too drunk to drive, also helps you find your keys because your too drunk to hold the keys so you search for them with your credit card light, but wait there is more. When your drunk ass finally gets into the car if you drop your keys you don’t have to worry about losing them under the seat thanks to the drop stop. Because when else do you drop stuff under your seat through the crack of your seat except when you are too drunk to drive, but wait there’s more. Doesn’t it suck when your forty ounce won’t fit in the cup holder and you have to hold it between your legs, well with the the slide-free pad your forty will never have to be uncomfortably between your legs. A $60 value, all for just $19.95
“Once you have the Drop Stop, you will never need to search for anything again!”
Wow, that claim is pretty fucking amazing. I’ll take it!
they need a fireproof one for dropped joints.
Couldn’t make it through the whole thing, so I will have to die without knowing what on earth they could be saying about this product for NEARLY FIVE MINUTES. I feel like hearing the phrase “Drop Stop” repeated any longer than the minute I made it through could have possibly driven me to Shining level of madness. Drop Stop. Drop Stop. Drop Stop.
Perfect!
This once again proves the age-old adage that “if you give a stranger pot, he’ll say anything you like on camera.”
4:41? Jesus.
What? Is the Drop Stop going to resurrect and forgive the sins of your backseat?
Open your doors!
“mcdonald’s fries are gross.” LIES.
Fries are the one thing I’ll eat from that place.
I’ll take eight!
Would never buy one but this is not a bad idea at all.
Based on all the times I ever had to fish something out from under the seat and the general grossness of it all, it was really smart of that woman to start sucking on her finger like she’s been a bad, bad girl.