Posted on Apr 16th, 2009 by Gabe
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The type is a little hard to read here, so I’ve transcribed it:
Pee Marks the Spot
My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to pee my pants is simple. Milk has protein to help build muscle and is liquid so if you drink too much of it and don’t go to the bathroom, you will pee your pants, sometimes on stage right in front of everybody. So, eat right, train hard and drink lowfat milk. But not too much lowfat milk. That’s just common mutant sense.
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LOL i bet he been suckin on da cows nipple !!!!
Wolverine has arms like grocery bags.
Magic tree jizm.
BE MORE FUNNY.
Good comment. Very critical.
Gabe, you strain your own funny-credibility with this Hugh Jackman peepants obsession. I’m beginning to think your bedroom wall is papered with Hugh Jackman “Boy From Oz” posters. Obsession is the sincerest form of flattery, right?
Love Videogum. LOVE it. It gets me through the days at my awful reality tv office job. But ENOUGH with the Jackman Pee Pants jokes. Please. Every one I’ve seen since the fifteenth one (and there have been many since the fifteenth one) makes me want to quit goofing off and do some work.
You are very, very wrong. These pee pants jokes are the best, and I hope they never stop.
Anything about Fergie peeing her pants is equally good.
the pee pants jokes are art
Forget the pee, can we just talk about how his arms look like crumpled paper bags?
i just looked at his arms and, uh, ugh, BAAAARRRRRFFFFFF
The pee jokes must live on forever.
I vote-up the pee jokes. As long as Hugh Jackman has peed in his pants one time still, they are relevant and important . Every Hugh-Jackman-Peed-His-Pants post is someone’s first Hugh-Jackman-Peed-His-Pants post. NEVER FORGET.
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