This makes me want a puppy, and this makes me want a talking Jesus doll:
I can’t believe this has existed for months and nobody told me until today. The talking Jesus doll is available on Amazon for $19.95. Puppy not included. (Thanks for the tip, Sarah!)

































That’s pretty much my childhood right there.
I love this. Jesus sounds uncannily like HAL.
By the way, have you guys noticed that whenever Da Cake Eatur is unaccountably absent… so is An American Patriot?
He has to work on Thursdays.
LOL
Angelaaaa, as you are a fellow Texan Videogummer, this is for you. http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=6349
Oh, AWESOME! Very cool. Let’s totally lezz out! Seriously, thanks man!
You’re seriously welcome!!
It’s like watching a little puppy exorcism.
Obviously the puppy is the antichrist.
seriously! it’s like a page right outta revelations.
Everyone should be afraid of the almighty Jesus…
Pretty much the reception Jesus got.
Wouldn’t it have been cool if Jesus had a really high nasal voice?
Holy shit. Stephen Hawking is going to be PISSED when he sees this.