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There are three new commercials for KY Intense, which is a gel that they say makes the female of even the most “reserved couples” [foghorn] so [quittin'-time-whistle] [Old Faithful geyser] that her folded socks blow right off her feet. Just another reason to fear watching prime time family hour TV with your parents or someone you’re on a first date with.
Who doesn’t fold their socks? Or at least try to? I understand ironing socks being a strange confession, but folding? Folding means rolling one into the other, right? I’m kind of obsessed with this. It’s like saying “I make my bed every day. I do. I’m reserved.” Anyway, orgasms:
I know the “long awkward silence” is so totally played out (somebody please tell Seth McFarlane!) but in this commercial, it’s actually funny, maybe because of the awkward subject matter:
And they also made a caucasian one:
Oh yeah, and what is the significance of the geyser, KY people? This whole thing reminds me of a scene in an old black-and-white movie called The Naked Gun that I’ll tell you about when you’re a little older.
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Combine this with that hedge trimmer for your ladyparts that we saw last week and you’re all set.
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is it just me or is da cake eatur just the president of videogum now.
So, am I to understand that the white lady farts when she has an orgasm?
Watching prime time TV sounds like someone tore a page out of the first-date handbook that David Cross used to make fun of sometime last century. (I’m not complaining – I’m just reminiscing & applauding its use in this context.)
I do find the geyser more appealing than the fog horn. White girl be fartin’
It’s also scientifically proven that when white women orgasm they fart.
Maybe they mean socks with folded cuffs. That seems sort of reserved.
Why not just use the Kool-Aid Man instead of the foghorn?
Randall Park is hilarious. Might I suggest a Videogum Randall Park Promise?
Seriously, I will pay someone to find out who “The Cake Eatur” is and make him stop! He’s like a diabolical genius of infuriating non-sequiturs.
1.) Asians are reserved, duh. DUH.
2.) Am I the only one who associates the foghorn sound effect with farts and not orgasms? UMMM.
Did you read the previous comments. Obviously not.
To the first two videos: She’s a Cock-Asian. I’m Sorry.
Did Videogum finally break the internets?
No posts for today- this can’t be on purpose… how am I supposed to slack off?
Why does she look so bored standing next to the geyser if it’s supposed to be for her? Think Zestra does a much better job for the ladies.
Why does she look so bored standing next to the geyser if it’s supposed to be for her? I’ll stick with my geyser free Zestra.