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Those lovable misogynists at Break.com couldn’t help but name this video “Cute Girl Talking Crazy On Pain Meds.” (If she was less cute, or if she was caught on tape attempting to parallel park, her title would be very different.) Anyway, she’s your girlfriend and, watch out, she’s a spitter! Also “football”:
She’s like David After The Dentist, only much less full of childlike wonder, and much more likely to spit. I understand that what I’m about to say is very “inside being over the age of seven in 1989″ but the most appropriate response to this video is “Shelby, Drink Your Juice!”
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She reminds me of Allison, the aerosol huffer from Intervention. “Is this mental retardation day?”
Put it on mute. She’s smokin’ hot.
At least she’s more coherent than Tom Cruise’s religion
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New avatar. YAY!
this site never fails in making me feel young. I was born in 1989. And now I can’t even wash my troubles away with a drink.
Between the slurred speech, the scanning of the camera down to her crotch, and the “I’m not a spitter, no way” comment, this video is basically college. And I don’t want to go back to college.
shelby, that was not bad at all. that was not bad at all.
How is this that much different than cute girl drunk? Why are all the cute ones so stupid and why do I have to be old enough to care?
What do you want to bet there is saline solution in her IV and they just told her it’s painkillers? She seems tardy enough with or without intoxicating substances.
That’s it. She & I are through. That was the last time.