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Angelina Jolie is currently in Washington D.C. shooting a new espionage thriller called Salt. Variety described the movie thusly:
Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who’s accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence.
OK. Sounds kind of like The Fugitive but with spies. And by kind of like I mean exactly like. Things on the set have been pretty intense. She skinned her knee! What a trooper. Someone give her 20 million dollars for her troubles.
In any case, skinned knees and Fugitive For Spies aside, a casting call on Craigslist today makes it clear that no matter what, at least one scene in this movie is going to be incredible:
BABY NINJAS! And NO BEGINNERS ALLOWED. They are casting for SERIOUS baby ninjas ONLY. This is obviously going to be a very serious espionage thriller and I am obviously going to very see it on opening day.
Too old. NEXT!
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Someone totally stole my idea for Baby Geniuses 3: Infants of Death. Where do I file an intellectual property claim?
In your head, of course!
I hope angelina grabs one of the baby ninjas by the ankles and swings it into another baby ninja and they collide head to head. Then I could see what one of my fantasies would look like on the big screen.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD, YES!!!!!!!!
Forget the Fugitive – this is the exact plot of one of the best Kevin Costner flicks, No Way Out. Makes me miss those heady pre-Robin Hood Prince of Thieves days.