The live squirrel feed is only seven hours old, but already it’s put the puppy, kitten, and bunny feeds to shame, because squirrels actually DO SHIT instead of lying around all day. They make all those other animals look like lazy, trust-funded, shiftless, stoner layabouts. I actually want to see some sleeping:

What they lack in cute sleeping they make up for in moving around a lot. B+. (Thanks to Katie for the tip!) (Update: of course the second I post this, the little thing goes to sleep.)

Comments (8)
  1. I’m here to save your thread, Lindsay. I give you a chimp washing a cat in a sink until your little squirrel friend wakes up.

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  2. Enoughhhhhh

  3. That little guy needs to wake the hell up, I want to see some cute squirrel-play.

  4. sol  |   Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 +2

    it’s eating!

  5. Somebody check that squirrel’s vital signs, STAT!

  6. Somebody needs to make a live sloth feed and end this nightmare.

  7. I feel so bad for this little guy…do they keep him in this little wooden box?? I’m lucky enough to have my own live squirrel feed outside my kitchen window–he comes for lunch everyday (but I don’t keep him in a wooden box).

    I DO, however, make him re-enact the “dramatic squirrel” youtube clip ALL THE TIME…

    And have him give “scared straight” lectures about life on the streets, to curb the likelihood of a runaway kitty…

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