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First reaction: “Ahhhhh!”
Second reaction: “Why is everything so quiet??”
Third reaction: “I can’t believe this is actually technically a commercial.”
Fourth reaction: “Okay, we get it, you can do a lot of things with this vagina-dummy and a doll!”
Fifth reaction: “I wonder how long it’ll be before they find one of these in some dude’s closet?”
(NSFW, I guess? I would love to see video of someone getting caught watching this at work.):
Please please please can the guy who re-dubs the Billy Mays infomercials PLEASE dub this video? It’s a match made in YouTube heaven.
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My favorite part are the straps. It’s the most vital part of the childbirth, strapping yourself down. I want one for my birthday.
shut up
Wow, both words were spelled correctly. Be careful, you’re showing your true self Trolly McTrollenstein.
ooo i mite have to get me one of dose!! i jus wanna no if i can have sex wit it!! LOL
Welp, I’m officially adopting.
Lindsay, the reason it’s quiet is because they’re birthing the child in the only acceptable environment: a Scientologist Quiet Birth.
I think you should take a personality test. Get in contact with me.
I really don’t ever want to have a baby. Those forceps are scary!
We had an electronic birthing simulator in the OB/GYN portion of nursing school. It was creepy, but FAR less bloody and traumatic than the real thing.
Before Video: “hahaha limbs and things! Like Linens and Things!”
After Video: “…..”, “……”, “… celebate 4 life”
multiple positions FTW!
“NSFW, I guess? I would love to see video of someone getting caught watching this at work.”
^That, and I’d love to see a video of someone getting caught IN this thing.
Vacuum devices???
What?!
… i feel dirty watching this :S like i just watched my parents’ sex tape or something…
this is so much worse than femskins
No, NOTHING is worse than Femskins.
I like how you can plug it into your ipod.
Limbs and Things? What other things?!
Ohhh, so THAT’S how babies are born.
Latex free! As if the worst thing about this is latex.
Oh my LORD. I am 8 months pregnant and did not need to see this.
I like how about the 5th time they re-birthed that poor articulated baby, it came out with it’s baby-bungee cord and the nurse smiled and lay it on the severed torso… “here you go, mom!”…..MOM HAS NO UPPER BODY, LET ALONE ARMS TO HOLD THE DAMN KID! … And I feel like this whole emphasis on how “articulated” the baby is is just a slap in the face to the “birthing device”…although, I guess it’d be more of a slap in the ass??
I think I’m going to start advocating on behalf of the birthing simulators, from Limbs and Things inc….and they demand:
“MORE LIMBS, LESS THINGS!”
“MORE LIMBS, LESS THINGS!”
“MORE LIMBS, LESS THINGS!”
..(and a raise)
Also, the term “baby-making factory” will forever summon this image from my brain vault (where I store all the magical pics and vids videogum brings into my life). Thanks Lindsay!
ugh, I can’t believe I was born.
I think that huge vagina makes the whole birthing process look too easy.
this makes me glad i was a c-section…
As a doula…all I wanted to yell during the breech presentation was “hands OFF the breech!”
Also, that mannequin is creepy.