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Awww. A new baby hippo has been born in a zoo in India. It’s so new that the video doesn’t even have narration, just oddly quiet video of the hippos:
Cute, but remember: just as bunnies bite, hippos kill!
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that’s a rhinoceros, i think
That’s a rhino. Get your cute baby animals straight. It’s important!
it’s a hipporoceros.
yeah, that hippo looks strikingly like a rhino. baby animal gum is the best.
Marlin Perkins is rolling over in his grave right now. Hey look, Lindsay. That zebra is giving the other zebra a back rub!
Horse
Mastodons!
The internet is making me so smart!
rhino, yes.
It doesn’t matter what species, mommy’s all love their babies. It’s so cute.
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Indeed, that is definitely a Rhinoceros unicornis, or Indian Rhino to you laypeople.
Holy fuck that hippo has a horn! Kill it before it spawns again!
It’s a Rhyminoceros
I really hope Lindsay is not college educated. It would help explain why she thinks that is a hippo. Unbelievable.
is jim carrey inside? am I 15 years too late with that reference?