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Okay, makers and advertisers of new more precise razor/trimmers for ladies, we get it: your products are intended to be used to trim and style pubic hair. For once, I’d like to see a commercial that just says that, instead of all this beating around the (sorry) bush:
At least this one, with its statue-with-pubic-leaves imagery, is less “subtle” than the American topiary version, but I’d still take Australia’s beaver campaign any day. TWHS. (Thanks to Andrew for the “Beaver beat” tip!)
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The black woman’s bush is really big and the asian woman’s bush is really small? YOU GOT YOUR MALE SEXUAL STEREOTYPES IN MY FEMININE PRODUCT COMMERICAL! YOU GOT YOUR FEM…etc.
I like the heart topiary
screw the euphemisms. i’m not buying any of this stuff until they come out and say ‘shave your vaginas, you slovenly wimmin!’
I’m glad I don’t have daughters with whom I’d have to sit and uncomfortably watch this commercial on TV.
What’s that lyric around :45? Tool shed’s a clit? I want to know what she’s saying…
I think it’s tool shed’s equipped – but your lyric is MUCH funnier.
I sorta enjoyed it, in an uplifting-yay-spring-is-coming-pretty-clothes way. Is that weird??
It was “tulips on the mound” at :35 that really got me.
She was petting a shaved cat at the end. Really?
My literal mind spent too much time wondering why she was petting a cat while mowing the lawn before I came to the (what should have been) obvious conclusion.
I’m awarding 5 points to the Aphrodite/tidy rhyme.
Their pubic hair designs weren’t too creative.
why would you want huge gardening shears anywhere near your vagina?
Who trims their pubic hair into the shape of a heart?
the question is: why is landscaping what these women do when they’re “feeling down”?
They never had TV commercials for the male version of this
Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver
If it wasn’t for Attack of the Show I wouldn’t even know this existed and there was such thing as an optical inch.
They never had TV commercials for the male version of this
Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver
If it wasn’t for Attack of the Show I wouldn’t even know this existed and there was such thing as an optical inch.
AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH
This is not okay. This is not okay to put on my television. TU-LIPS ON THE MOUND?!
NO NO NO NO NO
Alright I’m done, but seriously, I wanted so badly for this to be a joke.