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This doesn’t really count as a bad trailer in the same way After Last Season or C Me Dance do, because it’s a porn/horror B movie that never aspired to anything else, but it’s still fun times. A werewolf is loose in a women’s prison! (Kinda NSFW, but not scary unless you have a fear of being pulled out of a jail cell by your legs):
(Did I just worry about whether or not this was too “scary”? Welcome to the Nickelodeon website, kids.) Fun trailer Friday! (Thanks for the tip, Dennis!)
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“Stripped of their rights!” Rights = clothing.
I love it when porno’s work this hard to be accurate to both real life and mythology. I bet they did research in a prison…and in a…werewolf?
PS: If anyone loves terrible Werewolf movies, you should watch the MST3K episode Werewolf. It’s probably their best episode.
I believe this completes the trilogy after ‘Zombies Go To Church Camp’ and ‘Frankenstein In My Pants’
I like how the tits are censored, but the blood-spurting stump of a head is not. Also, let me know if they make a sequel so I can put some money in breakaway glass. Breakaway glass is a publicly-traded company, right?
Although the trailer gives to much away, I think this actually looks kind of awesome. A flick to get drunk to fo’ sho’.
Werewolf? There wolf!
“Now that’s what i call a couple of hot chicks”
I hate when i hear something hilariously bad like that, because it means that i’m going to be repeating it in public for at least a month.
The best women prison movie: when lesbian sex turns boring in jail, it’s necessary a monster
How do I say this…there should never, NEVER be blood in a porno. Also, apparently they used the “Best friend who was killed by a werewolf comes back to tell me to kill myself” from “Werewolf In London”.
so much fake glass shattering!
is that really supposed to be porn? because it did the opposite of turning me on
“Are you going to shoot her with several bullets?”
Bummed out I realized she said silver.
Damn it, I have already seen this video about a year ago and thus I am all snarked out on this one.
You know what the most ridiculous thing in that trailer was? The doors. Not only were they totally inadequate for prison purposes, they didn’t even look up to code. Now really, a door should just not fall off that easy. My disbelief was, as a result, not suspended.