This morning Fox News did a seemingly-real story about a Michigan toddler named Liam who stood up at two days old, “has the quickness of a cat, and can lift his parent’s couch.” They brought on a former Yale doctor to talk about it, so I guess it’s real, but since it’s Fox, it’s totally sensational. No word on whether the two-year-old also has an anger problem:

Be sure to watch for Bill Hemmer being a douchebag at the end. “I’m doing curls like that movie Ron Burgundy.” It’s not all about you and your misremembered favorite movie title, Bill Hemmer. Sometimes it’s about the Incredible Hulk Boy.

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  3. Um hello, I don’t want to just hear about it, I wanna see! Make him go on a tour of the country stat! I’ll pay my $4 bucks to take a gander at him lifting a couch off his mom nightly.

  4. OMG! You have got to see Katrina Firlik, M.D.’s website. I highly recommend the gallery of her original artwork.

    “An assortment of aneurysm clips (and egret)” indeed.

  5. Ethan Hays  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009

    which would be a good plan if “Da Cake Eatur” was actually a person with opinions, and not some idiot with bad jokes trying to get a rise out of people who read Videogum.

    ignore.

    if gabe and lindsay really had that much of a problem with his posts, they’d just ban him and, the end.

  6. My favorite part is where the physician says “It could treat muscular dystrophy, cancer, so many things!” and the FOX anchor is worried about athletes abusing the possible miracle drug.
    I think she needs to put her “give a shit” in order.

  7. What, no footage of the kid bench pressing a cheerleader? Weak.

  8. Hoekstra?
    Hoax?

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