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Charlie, you may be far away in Guatamala, but this objectively gorgeous young woman loves you. She also loves her yoga instructors. She’s in a really good place right now, but she doesn’t think about you at all, but in a good way. She’s not pining for some lost love or anything. She liked the CD you made her, it was so sweet and cute! Oh yeah, and she has THE CRAZY EYES TO END ALL CRAZY EYES. Charlie, you can never come back to America. Change your name, burn your clothes, and get ready for a life on the run (you should probably stay away from Guatamala, too.) Charlie, she loves you. Save yourself:
Ahhhhh! The crazy eyes could be drugs, but the underminer/stalker combo bitch act seems 100% real. (Thanks for the tip, Jasper, and I hope this isn’t viral marketing!)
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AAVE has rules. This is obviously an offensive mockery. FO REEL!
Linday, you’v been on FIRE since you got back from vacay but this one’s a dud. Not really worth posting, and, you’re right, something about it seems rehearsed and intentionally wonky and smells like viral marketing for whatever song is in the background.
your thoughts and feelings are wrong! this video is making my day!
Hi Charlie gotta have you love my cousins all of yoga instructors The Weepies hot girl crazy webcam ashton kutcher taylor swift womanizer banned superbowl ad pussycat dolls lebron james boyfriend girlfriend sing song Halo HD Trailer artist mp3 video SNL akon beyonce dance dancing blackberry cooking cook ads super bowl (these be the tags)
also, note her youtubes user name: hicharlie2009
i fear for charlie’s well being. also yoga instructorS? plural? they’re worth mentioning in a wall post?
hicharlie2009 commented on Man Skydives 22 Miles (2 weeks ago)
“i like poop”
She commented on a Superbowl Budweiser ad: “if you like this video search for ‘hi charlie’ and watch the video the girl on thumbnail” .
She also commented on a skydiving clip:
“I like poop”.
well clearly this poop-liker is not the person who made the video. and i am glad for that. i would not want to anger her, especially when she is in such a good place now.
By the tags, I’m guessing someone took this video from Charlie’s Facebook wall and posted it on youtube. Also, she’s too cute to be creepy (excluding the end).
My real world name is Charlie, this chick looks like my Ex who I accompanied to Guatemala once, and I used to make her a lot of mix CDs.
From one Charlie to another, You should have taken her with you to Guatemala.
When she says she loves The Hills and the loves the oceans, if she talking about the hills or The Hills? Because if it’s the latter, she became a lot less attractive.
Before the internet people like Abigail Adams, Napolean, and Elizabeth Barrett Browning would write letters of beauty, elegance and love to the soul mates they were separated from.
Now we have the internet and this is what happens.
I hope you’re happy Tim Berners-Lee. I hope you are very happy with what you have done.
Whatever that song she plays is, it sucks.
Yeah, the suckiness of that song is the #1 argument for viral marketing, other than the chick being hot and all.
As a dude it’s hard to believe this girl is crazy, cuz. . I mean look at her. That being said this is kinda crazy. I hate to think that Charlie is a huge duchebag (which is likely). It seems to be only the biggest assholes that can get girls like this to lose their shit over them which she seems to have done. Or this is a lesson for the nerdy writer dudes who keep falling for Zooey Deschanel artsy/outgoing/free spirit/unavailable types in how to play the game so they want you more than you want them. She’s probably just nutso though. Hot girls can be trouble too.
“not to mention there’s a chance someone else on facebook could watch this”
“… there is also a chance that someone on Videogum could watch this… criticize my bad taste in music and comment on how bat crazy I am for declaring my un-dieing love for books, yoga instructors, hills, and oceans.”
“there is a chance someone on Videogum will see that I spelled undying wrong… ohhhh sooo sorry charlie!”
I got a copy of that mix CD..it’s nothing but Nickelback and Fray songs. And one random Cyndi Lauper track they sang in choir together.
She’s gorgeous, but probably nuttier than squirrel shit. A combination I find almost irresistible.
Wacktarded
If anything this is marketing for the iPhone app Midomi, which I just used to figure out the song is called “Gotta Have You” by The Weepies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtBD750Fsz4
Holy shit. The Weepies live two doors down from me in West Hollywood (no joke). Before, I could feign ignorance about their music, but now what the fuck ‘m I gonna do?
My opinion is this video is fake.
As counter-Videogummy as it is of me, I’m a fan of The Weepies and of this song. They’re a folky husband and wife band and the album this song is from came out a few years ago. No way this is a viral campaign for The Weepies.
I just cumeI don’t get it, it just looks like a sweet video between a bf and a gf to me. The eyes are weird because the image quality is a little fuzzy. This was just cute.
anyone know anything more about this story?
i know you’d find me cut up into a million tiny pieces in a back alley somewhere, and the crazy eyes notwithstanding, but i think i’m in love a little
charlie – a bit of advice. stay in guatemala. this chick is terrifying.
She looks exactly like a girl I used to hang out with. Creepily so.
i don’t get this at all. nothing to see here. it’s a sincere video by someone not very interesting who is in a complicated relationship. that’s not crazy. if you think that’s crazy then you have boring relationships.
not actually correct. anyone who mentions things like “i love my yoga instructorS” and “i love my cousins” in the context of a hey-i’m-just-updating-you-while-you’re-abroad VLOG FOR FUCK’S SAKE, is very evidently a frightening person.
not having relationships like she has is not a sign of having boring relationships – it’s a sign of having healthy ones.
any chance her last name is mcpoyle?
Clearly, she’s just in a really good place. I think it’s safe to assume that once she had finished making that video, she spent the remainder of her time in that Really Good Place (approximately 6-7hrs is my guess) staring at the reflection of the profoundly beautiful miracles that are her Junior Mint sized pupils, drinking gallons of water, and eventually embarking on a 2-3hr. quest to obtain a box of Junior Mints (because mint is such a beautiful flavor and wouldn’t it be amazing to have some right then) which she will not be able to eat because chewing will feel too weird. There were probably some embarrassing phone calls too. Just a guess.
She is beautiful.
thank you all for viewing this video. it most certainly is not marketing for anything, just a real video of a real girl leaving a real message on her boyfriend’s facebook wall. these are real people, this is nothing to promote the brief song clip at the end… -original youtube video post-er
crazy putty
I kept comparing this to the craziest person I’ve ever dated. Unless she’s only known Charlie for a week, he just added her as a friend on facebook to redirect the constant stream of creepy text messages and voicemails, and the CD was actually meant for someone else and shouldn’t have related to anything in her life, then no this girl is really not that crazy.
No. You guys….seriously, the girl is nuts. She spells it all out for us: She’s written him several emails and she’s hoping that he responds to “just one.” Also, that whole, “I’m not even thinking of you AT ALL, but I’m writing you several emails and and doing a vlog….oh and telling you i love you….oh and singing along to a weepies song.” Meanwhile Charlie has written her back ONCE. Girl, he’s just not that into you.
it’s obviously not real. why else would she comment on a superbowl ad, requesting that the viewers search for “iloveyoucharlie”. i thought you all were smarter than this.
Idiot. Focus now, focus like a laserbeam. The video is obviously real. Look right there – you can see it, right? It was originally on Facebook. Someone else found it and thought it was hilarious, so they put it on YouTube. Get it?
the evidence of her craziness lies in the fact that the way the girl acts has a theatrical superficiality, suggesting that she sees herself as a starlet in the ongoing dramatic movie of her life (this is typical of crazy women) and thus she cannot be counted upon to act as a realistic human, but rather imitates shitty scenes from shitty movies, as she does in the above. she is the nora to charlie’s apparently indifferent michael cera.
Now, I admit that i’m only halfway through season three of Lost, but as far as I know, Charlie is still on the island and not receiving e-mails. Though from what Desmond’s saying, it sounds like he might not be coming back.