There is a new series of posters for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince on the internet now, and they really make me laugh. I mean, I know that this is the part of the series when things start to get really dark, and that Harry Potter is all that stands between the wizarding world (did I just say wizarding world? Whoops, I’m an adult) and pure evil, but seriously, he looks like he is about ready to just straight up pants a nerd. They all do. Wait until you see Ron. Ron just got back from pounding some butter-brews at O’Halligans (they don’t accio for ID) with the boys after laquidditchrosse practice, and now he just wants to find a nice co-ed and get it wet. Fistius bumpus!

What a bunch of magical jerks everyone turned into!

Why are you hitting yourself nerd? Why are you hitting yourself? Because I cast a spell on your hands to make you hit yourself, that’s why.


I used snake blood to write you into my invisible burn book, you bitch. You’re not invited to my party.


Just because I am 45 years old doesn’t mean I won’t magically shove you into an ensorceled locker, queer.

LOLz. Mean Girls 2: Mean Wizards.

Previously: Harry Potter Fans Are Crazy People

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Comments (29)
  1. ryan south   |   Posted on Mar 26th, 2009

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  2. Is that the teenage Mugatu in the last poster?

  3. layne  |   Posted on Mar 26th, 2009

    ^ lulz

  4. “Ron just got back from pounding some butter-brews at O’Halligans (they don’t accio for ID) with the boys after laquidditchrosse practice, and now he just wants to find a nice co-ed and get it wet. Fistius bumpus! ”

    WOAH. Woah. I need a few minutes to digest that one.

  5. Ethan  |   Posted on Mar 26th, 2009

    You sure put Gabe in his place Ryan South. I mean, seriously were does Gabe get off posting stupid shit on his website? The nerve of Gabe, man he’s such a fag.

  6. This has nothing to do with this post in particular, but why is all the text red? Is it just me? On the main page all the body text of the articles is red but then when i click through its back to the normal black. This seems to be the only site it’s happening on (stereogum is still black). Am i going crazy?

  7. Hahaha, very nice. Yeah, they look a little “you can’t sit at our lunch table” to me too.

    I must admit though, I’m a huge Harry Potter geek. It’s OK, 18 isn’t too old yet, right? Right?

  8. Do you remember when I said that the Harry Potter fans would burn down this website? Huh? DO YOU? I warned you, Gabe, and you chose to ignore me. Your internets will suffer.

  9. Oops, I still have an intense crush on movie version of Malfoy. I just got age-demoted to 10. Where’s my Hogwarts letter??? Any day now.

    I lovedddd the trailer for the new Arcade Fire movie, but I just can’t get all the way excited about it until this is out of the way.

  10. Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry.

  11. Ron can get me wet any day.

  12. Annie  |   Posted on Mar 26th, 2009

    ENGORGO!

  13. Wow, Patrick Wolf is in the new Harry Potter movie!

  14. Kaylie  |   Posted on Mar 26th, 2009

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  15. Eliza  |   Posted on Mar 26th, 2009

    Eh, what’s worse, to me, is how overly Photoshopped they are… especially Hermione’s face.

  16. Yes, they are watching their close friends die. Their close friends from the Hogwarts boarding school for magic. Let’s maybe not take this too seriously, Kaylie?

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