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By now, we all know that our American celebrities do commercials for big bucks in other countries, because nobody’s told them yet about the internet (shhh, everyone.) The latest example is Lindsay Lohan for Fornarina, which is, according to Buzzfeed, like an Italian version of Wet Seal. The intended audience of this ridiculous commercial appears to be pre-verbal infants. And also she looks just like Kim Cattrall:
I know the real answer is “Lindsay Lohan didn’t want to bother learning Italian, so we just had her say a bunch of random familiar English words,” but for a second I did think “Wow, Italian teenagers must be retarded.”
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Girlfriend needs to click flash wow herself a sandwich.
remember when lindsay was one of our young, promising new actresses? i don’t either.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself LiLo
There not making another Austin Powers movie Linds, no need to audition for ‘fem-bot no. 5′.
Or are they?!
Click flash wow (nice one, Audrey.) I used to love Fornarina. Wet Seal Idiot.
I don’t care they made great shoes WAIT why am I defending their great shoes this is about how lame Lohan is and my god she does look like Kim Cattrall. LAME! Plus it was 8 years ago for me OK I’ll STOP OMG.
God bless whoever found this. I just sent it to everyone. She looks like she wandered on to the set of Xanadu in a coke haze. I love it!!
Click. Flash. Wow. is going viral for sure.
Glam…Pink…Heart…fornarina.
for narniaaaaaa!
This is exceptionally, awfully bad. Like when they make the talentless girls on ANTM do commercials for the first time. I can just hear the director go “ok Lindsay, look upward like you’re contemplating life. . .now down here to the camera! no no, a little more to the left.”
wait… what’s wet seal?
What makes people online ask what things are, when you are using the INTERNET, the tool you use to look up things?
Do her vacant facial expressions remind anyone else of Jenna Maroney/Jane Krakowski? Just me? Ok.
actually, italian teenagers ARE retarded. they buy dumb ugly clothes with excessive pockets and zippers that have all those stupid recognizable english words on them totally out of context.
Man, it’s like the commercial makers saw Tim and Eric and only understood half of what is funny about it.
click. flash. wow.
fornarina totally isn’t like wet seal, at all.
just saying.