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Everythingisterrible dragged up this weird PSA/self-help video from the ’80s called “Your Alcohol IQ,” in which then-celebrities from LA Law and whatnot prove that they don’t know anything about alcohol. If this was supposed to be about encouraging regular people to drink responsibly, it’s a total fail, because most of the celebrities seem drunk themselves. And what is up with Patrick Duffy? Did he come straight from a guest starring gig on Little House On The Prairie? This is must-see:
Mickey Dolenz from The Monkees: “The typical American male is about 8 years old, driving a truck with a gun.” And Patrick Duffy thinks America has only been involved in three wars? He loves powdered donuts and beer. So drink responsibly, America!
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Holy sweet merciful crap. What was that? What did I just watch?
Did this used to be humor?
i could listen to mickey dolenz discuss synapses all day long. are we having fun yet? absolutely!
I think they’re all on cocaine.
Everything is Terrible!
Um excuse me, I wanna watch the whole thing please.
Apparently Patrick Duffy thinks that Prohibition was a bigger mistake than slavery. Oops! And who’s that guy that looks like Larry David, but isn’t?
Has anybody noticed that The Onion has posted about 6 articles related to Patrick Duffy in the past week?
http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/animal_patrick_duffy
ummm, lindsay did you even watch it? it is very clearly fake-o, put together from random access hollywood iand current affair interviews, most of which prob had nothing to do with alcohol. laaammmee.
i’m totally picking up a six pack and some powdered donuts on the way home today