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This double-entendre-laden news clip profiles a 75-year-old man who, after the death of his 90-year-old “main rival” (presumably Mozart to his Salieri) has ascended the throne of #1 elderly porn star in Japan, even though his family doesn’t know anything about it. He’s starred in hundreds of hard core porn movies, including such titles as “Forbidden Elderly Care”:

What’s not mentioned is what must be the most hard-working fluffer in the business. I like how this news report tries to peg the story to Japan’s aging population, but then say sentences like “He plans to take each day as it comes, but feels his career is nowhere near its climax.”

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Comments (10)
  1. I bet his wife will be thrilled when she finds out.

  2. ”To work with him has it’s ups and downs” get it? get it?. Japan is a country with a great culture, also is the land of the massive-occidental-explotated-creepness.

  3. this is exactly the kind of oddball video i come here for. thank you.

  4. What? Masaru died? No more movies of a 90 year old man having sex??? I’m going to have to wait 15 years for this guy to age until I can see new porn movies with a 90 year old Japanese man. The 2010s are gonna suck.

  5. Clare  |   Posted on Mar 17th, 2009

    Another charming bit of elderly-porn innuendo: Around 1:00, Chumbawumba’s “TubThumping” plays. “They’re never gonna keep me down…” Ew.

  6. This reminds me of when Glenn Beck joined Fox News

  7. this is old. in more ways than one.
    he was 70 when this became news on THE REAL INTERNET WHERE PEOPLE KNOW STUFF.

  8. Who is this 90 year old that’s mentioned!? Christ.

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