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Just kidding: it’s her vagina. It’s all her vagina. All the words. If you haven’t seen the video for Britney’s “cheeky” song, “If You Seek Amy,” it dropped today:
She looks great! Remember when self-aware winking at the audience wasn’t a cliche? Now that pop stars do it, it doesn’t make me feel so smart anymore. I wish pop stars had thoughts that weren’t about the paparazzi and their image and how famous they are. That used to be nice. (Also, how mad must Britney be that Lily Allen can just call her song “Fuck You,” but she has to sing about the slice of lime in Amy’s drink just so she can spell out “F-U-C-K”? Life is so not fair!! The lime also represents her vagina, btw.)
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so…a slice of vagina in her vagina’s drink? is the drink also a vagina? is her pussy just hanging out drinking vaginas?
Too many vaginas on the dance floor.
I’m wondering how pissed britney was about lily allen covering womanizer.
that youtube player is egregiously pink, presumably like her vagina
That was on purpose!
Yo dog, we heard you like vaginas in your vaginas…
No, I am not begging to If You Seek A-her.
I’m just not getting the jokes. What’s a vagina?
does this mean she’s not the perfect housewife and mother of two kids like she has always make us believe in front of the media?! NO. WAY.
all i can think is how much that must make her breasts hurt. holy jesus.
Wasn’t there a line in a song of hers a year or two that was like, “Want to pet my kitty cat?” That was about vaginas, too!
One-woman vagina diary, that Britney!
ewwwww….
That is all.
If you think about it, guys, God could even be this Britney’s vagina.