During the second week of March, 2009, the world’s imagination was captured by a little turtle trying to have sex with a shoe while another shoe looked away:

Are we proud of ourselves? (Via every website and every email and every twitter and every instant message.)

Journeys - Converse All Star Lo Turtles Athletic Shoe customer reviews ...
Globe Shoes - Globe Lighthouse Slim Shoes - Turtle Green
Custom Raphael Ninja Turtle Nike AM90 Sneaker #3
Much joy with this completely individual turtle shoe!
Cannon: Running shoes put me on a new path
This is the true story of a pair of shoes and how they changed my life ... where we did squat thrusts (true!) every morning to The Turtles singing “So Happy Together.” But the instant I slipped on the Nikes, I knew I’d soon be thanking ...
Mentalist predicts big game winner
The Greene Turtle hasn't had to call in the National Guard, but Cain's locked box has generated a lot of buzz among customers, said Tim Friend, a restaurant manager. "The box is about as wide as a shoe box, and there is no secret compartment," he said.
Comments (17)
  1. So, that turtle and I totally have the same “O” face.

  2. It’s unsettling to watch this during the parts when whoever’s shooting this stops laughing in lieu of heavy breathing. Seriously, it felt like the ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream for a moment.

  3. Why do these videos always have a TV turned on at full blast in the background?

  4. This video really makes me realize how little I knew about turtle genitalia.

    Everything’s going to be different now, isn’t it?

  5. It’s the “ehn!” sound popularized by Cute Overload. I didn’t know any animals actually made that sound for real.

  6. i feel dirty now

  7. I can decide whether this is funny or sad.
    … Sad, I think.

  8. Aw, this is so sad! Buy him a turtle ladyfriend already!

  9. mmmmm – I love a good Sex-Wheeze!

  10. Why does Videogum hate turtles? First the murder of turtles by eagles & now the embaressement of turtles having sex with shoes. What did turtles ever do to you?

  11. Turtles make the cutest little noises and have the weirdest little penises.

  12. why is that turtle impersonating me?

  13. I can’t believe I actually typed “turtle sex noises” into google, but it was worth it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzNq-sDgao

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